‘Celebrity Apprentice’ Scrapes The Bottom Of The Has-Been Barrel

Either Celebrity’s Apprentice’s casting directors had no time to put together a quasi-respectable crew, or this season was a first-come-first-serve, because we are looking at the bottom of the shower drain, here.

Tia Carerra?  Aubrey O’DayDebbie GibsonPatricia Velasquez (Who)?  Dayana Mendoza (Again.  Who?)  Teresa Giudice?  The Teresa Giudice who speaks broken Engrish and will have trouble pronouncing “Celebrity Apprentice?”  I expect this sort of presentation from CBS, but from the peacock network?

PHOTOS: Another Obnoxious Bravo Star Who Joined Celebrity Apprentice

Do better, NBC.