Celebrities Who Grocery Shop

July 25th, 2005 // 3 Comments

Yes, Jennifer Garner does her own grocery shopping. Brace yourself. Another celebrity does her grocery shopping as well. After the jump.

While this post could have been about the London police shooting and killing the wrong man, you asked me not to delve into political waters. So you’ve got this.

By Miu von Furstenberg
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  1. Ruby

    People need to lighten up. I’m not sure why you are heeding the advice of the uninformed about not posting regarding politics, but I personally enjoy a well rounded website. Mostly though I think that you should just post whatever your little heart desires. A person can’t make everyone happy all the time. Best to focus on oneself in these situations. Just my two cents.

    And also, who is that person in the second photo? Her arms and shoulders scare me. Is that Jessica Alba? When’d she get so deathly thin?

  2. Noma Noe

    I never heard of her.

  3. Mimi

    Miu, just do your “thing.”

    Does anyone else remember this Aesop’s Fable?

    THE MAN, THE BOY, AND THE DONKEY

    A Man and his son were once going with their Donkey to market. As they were walking along by its side a countryman passed them and said: “You fools, what is a Donkey for but to ride upon?”

    So the Man put the Boy on the Donkey and they went on their way. But soon they passed a group of men, one of whom said: “See that lazy youngster, he lets his father walk while he rides.”

    So the Man ordered his Boy to get off, and got on himself. But they hadn’t gone far when they passed two women, one of whom said to the other: “Shame on that lazy lout to let his poor little son trudge along.”

    Well, the Man didn’t know what to do, but at last he took his Boy up before him on the Donkey. By this time they had come to the town, and the passers-by began to jeer and point at them. The Man stopped and asked what they were scoffing at. The men said: “Aren’t you ashamed of yourself for overloading that poor donkey with you and your hulking son?”

    The Man and Boy got off and tried to think what to do. They thought and they thought, till at last they cut down a pole, tied the donkey’s feet to it, and raised the pole and the donkey to their shoulders. They went along amid the laughter of all who met them till they came to Market Bridge, when the Donkey, getting one of his feet loose, kicked out and caused the Boy to drop his end of the pole. In the struggle the Donkey fell over the bridge, and his fore-feet being tied together he was drowned.

    “That will teach you,” said an old man who had followed them:

    “Please all, and you will please none.”

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