Kevin Spacey Gets Theeeetah Award

November 24th, 2008 // 2 Comments

Stoner gay Kevin Spacey was awarded a special prize at London’s Evening Standard Theater Awards for bringing life back to the Old Vic Theatre last night. Spacey took over as creative director of the place in 2003, and has reportedly experienced many critical ups and downs during his run.

Celebrities such as Jude Law, Josh Hartnett, David Tennant, Kenneth Branagh, Sadie Frost and Charles Dance were in attendance last night. Joshy Boy was reportedly mobbed by fans as he left the awards. He’s starring in Rain Main in London’s West End and let’s leave all the potential jokes aside to move on with this post.

By the way, Jude and Sadie are exes but seem to still be best friends. Some people can pull that shite off. I wouldn’t look in Madonna and Guy‘s direction, though.

Drunk dialer Spacey couldn’t make (busy molesting rent boys in Bangkok?) it but appeared via video. He described the award an “incredible gesture”, from the newspaper, who he joked if “memory serves” had given him plenty of bad reviews and wanted his ass out.

He added: “It’s a heck of a lot nicer holding (an) Evening Standard award than your own severed head…”

Spacey neglected to look out into the crowd and comment on Jude Law’s silly Dr. Watson mustache.

Featured in the gallery:  Jude Law, Josh Hartnett, David Tennant, Kenneth Branagh, Sadie Frost and Charles Dance.

Click any photo to view all 15+ photos from the London’s Evening Standard Theater Awards in the gallery!


Stoner gay Kevin Spacey was awarded a special prize
at London’s Evening Standard Theater Awards for bringing life back to
the Old Vic Theatre last night. Spacey took over as creative director
of the place in 2003, and has reportedly experienced many critical ups
and downs during his run.Celebrities such as Jude Law, Josh Hartnett, David Tennant, Kenneth Branagh, Sadie Frost and Charles Dance were in attendance last night. Joshy Boy was reportedly mobbed by fans as he left the awards. He’s starring in Rain Main in London’s West End and let’s leave all the potential jokes aside to move on with this post.By the way, Jude and Sadie are exes but seem to still be best friends. Some people can pull that shite off. I wouldn’t look in Madonna and Guy‘s direction, though.Drunk dialer Spacey couldn’t make (busy molesting rent boys in Bangkok?)
it but appeared via video. He described the award an “incredible
gesture”, from the newspaper, who he joked if “memory serves” had given
him plenty of bad reviews and wanted his ass out.

He added: “It’s a heck of a lot nicer holding (an) Evening Standard award than your own severed head…”

Spacey neglected to look out into the crowd and comment on Jude Law’s silly Dr. Watson mustache.Featured in the gallery:  Jude Law, Josh Hartnett, David Tennant, Kenneth Branagh, Sadie Frost and Charles Dance.View all 15+ photos from the London’s Evening Standard Theater Awards in the gallery!

By J. Harvey
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  1. Coco

    All that gay innuendo about Spacey is irrelevant and tiresome. Grow up!

  2. Absolute Josh Hartnett

    I would hope that Kevin is gay but if he is or is not I just like his acting and if he wants to put gerbils up his pie hole I really don’t care if he continues to perform as expertly as he does.

    Don’t worry the DVD won’t turn you gay if you watch it.

    Regards,
    Absolute Josh Hartnett
    http://www.joshhartnett.com

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