Celebrities And Their Sexuality

June 15th, 2005 // 10 Comments

This is not a post in which I’m questioning anyone’s sexuality. Let me say something about the Hayden Christensen posts. First, the questioning of Hayden’s sexuality was just that. I’m wondering if he’s gay or not. It’s just a question I threw out there – and unfortunately for his sake, there were some rather opportune photos in a relatively short time period. And for the third graders reading this, Maya said it best, “I surely hope that as a child, I possessed more common sense then some of the little girls posting here.”

Moving on. There’s good news for boys around the world, Michael Jackson will not let boys share his bed anymore.

“He’s not going to do that anymore,” attorney Thomas Mesereau Jr. tells the “Today” show on Tuesday, June 14. “He’s not going to make himself vulnerable to this anymore.”

That seems to be a wise move.

Is Demi Moore set to strip again for Vanity Fair?

Demi Moore is reportedly to appear naked on the cover of Vanity Fair – almost 15 years after she famously posed nude for the magazine while heavily pregnant. This time, however, the sexy actress will strip for the camera with her toy boy lover Ashton Kutcher.

The brunette beauty, who is currently rumoured to be pregnant, will be photographed by snapper-to-the-stars Mario Testino.

Ashton was 12 when she first posed nude on the cover of Vanity Fair.

Page Six is so loving the Ben Affleck/Kevin Smith Scrotum story, that it’s dusting off the old Ben Affleck/Christina Applegate dick on a briefcase trick.

Christina Applegate told Hollywood Life magazine about his antics during “Surviving Christmas.” “They were doing an insert shot of a briefcase . . . and Ben just decided to put his ‘stuff’ on the briefcase,” she said. “He would always do things like that: mooning, sticking his tongue in the director’s ear. He’s very goofy.”

I’ll say it once again, that Jennifer Garner’s one lucky woman.

Jackson Won’t Share Bed with Boys Anymore [Zap2it]
More naked Demi Moore [FemaleFirst]
Goofy Affleck [Page Six]

By Miu von Furstenberg
asl

  1. I love when people claim that gays are fully accepted in society and then turn around and become OUTRAGED at the possibility someone they enjoy as an actor could be gay. Would it be SO terrible to have a crush on HChris if he was in fact gay?
    From what I’ve seen of him in interviews and such, he does seem sort of gay, to me. As gay man I feel I have a certain level of gaydar, although I certainly don’t claim to KNOW in any difinitive way.

  2. C.K. Dexter-Haven

    What a shame someone didn’t slam shut that briefcase that Applegate was talking about…think of what we all would have been spared over the years…and think about poor Jennifer Garner…well, there is one missed opportunity…

  3. Jerry

    What kind of Queer show do you have going on here?This Web page is the most pathetic piece of dog do around. I’m sure you must be vey proud. Get a straight life you limp wrist .And the pop-up suck too.

  4. medea

    PARIS AND HER FAT MOM ARE ON JAY LENO TONIGHT
    NOW

  5. Demi’s move sounds like desperation to me.

  6. I do not understand why everyone always thinks hayden christensen is gay. In the picture where he is wearing that really gay outfit thats from a photo shoot so he didnt even pick out that outfit. Next in the pictures where he is hugging that one guy so what, and in the other pics of him with some other guys with the caption of hayden getting tipsy he is not doing anything with thoes guys except hanging out with them. Lastly in video where hayden and Ewan are kissing Ewan is the one who goes in for it yet you stated that he is hetero which I beleive is true but then why say hayden is gay because of that pic it doesnt work.

  7. ilostmyshoe

    I still can’t believe Affleck can get cooch , let along impregnate someone acting like a high school jerk.

    Someone take back his Oscar. (He never deserved it anyway)

  8. Jenny

    For the love of God, can we all agree never to mention the words “Hyden” “Christensen” or “Gay” ever, ever again on this site? This dialogue is making me want to kill myself more than my job does, thus negating the purpose of wasting my working hours on this site in the first place.

  9. alison

    hayden christensen is not gay.. those pictures of him kissing ewan are soo fake, i mean come on, you can do anything with a computer!
    and if someone says their not gay, they aren’t!

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