Celebrities And Their Sexuality

This is not a post in which I’m questioning anyone’s sexuality. Let me say something about the Hayden Christensen posts. First, the questioning of Hayden’s sexuality was just that. I’m wondering if he’s gay or not. It’s just a question I threw out there – and unfortunately for his sake, there were some rather opportune photos in a relatively short time period. And for the third graders reading this, Maya said it best, “I surely hope that as a child, I possessed more common sense then some of the little girls posting here.”

Moving on. There’s good news for boys around the world, Michael Jackson will not let boys share his bed anymore.

“He’s not going to do that anymore,” attorney Thomas Mesereau Jr. tells the “Today” show on Tuesday, June 14. “He’s not going to make himself vulnerable to this anymore.”

That seems to be a wise move.

Is Demi Moore set to strip again for Vanity Fair?

Demi Moore is reportedly to appear naked on the cover of Vanity Fair – almost 15 years after she famously posed nude for the magazine while heavily pregnant. This time, however, the sexy actress will strip for the camera with her toy boy lover Ashton Kutcher.

The brunette beauty, who is currently rumoured to be pregnant, will be photographed by snapper-to-the-stars Mario Testino.

Ashton was 12 when she first posed nude on the cover of Vanity Fair.

Page Six is so loving the Ben Affleck/Kevin Smith Scrotum story, that it’s dusting off the old Ben Affleck/Christina Applegate dick on a briefcase trick.

Christina Applegate told Hollywood Life magazine about his antics during “Surviving Christmas.” “They were doing an insert shot of a briefcase . . . and Ben just decided to put his ‘stuff’ on the briefcase,” she said. “He would always do things like that: mooning, sticking his tongue in the director’s ear. He’s very goofy.”

I’ll say it once again, that Jennifer Garner’s one lucky woman.

Jackson Won’t Share Bed with Boys Anymore [Zap2it]
More naked Demi Moore [FemaleFirst]
Goofy Affleck [Page Six]