VH1 Presents “Celebrity Rehab”

November 28th, 2007 // 12 Comments

Is there any aspect of a celebrity’s life that isn’t yet packaged into a reality show? If you’re thinking, “Hey, I’d really like to see some famous addicts get clean,” then you’re in luck because VH1 is debuting a series in January that will allow you to do just that. The show is aptly entitled, “Celebrity Rehab,” and Dr. Drew Pinsky of “Loveline” fame will be in charge of helping the troubled celebs sort through their issues of recovery. Star magazine is reporting that stars of the series will be Jeff Conaway of “Taxi,” Daniel Baldwin, Brigitte Nielsen, wrestler Chyna and Jessica Sierra of “American Idol.” Interestingly enough, it looks like each one of these celebrities has been on a reality show before, made a hot mess of themselves on TV and then realized that they needed to kick–on cable. VH1 might have actually come up with a train wreck too awful for me to watch–and I’ve seen every episode of “Breaking Bonaduce.”

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More from “Celebrity Rehab” after the jump.

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By Lisa Timmons
  1. There we have our little disseas-girl!!
    You’re seeing LIFE as one big fun-fair. With alot of things it’s quite allright but you simply can’t think and act mature and seriously. You really don’t know a FUCK what is happening in the world today. You are the whole FUCKING day surrounded by YES-MEN and by smiling HAAAAAI-assholes!!
    That is the main reason you can’t take misery, we could all witness it in your Television-appearence with david letterman. Although this was nothing compared to the reallife-situations. But you were almost a CRY-BABY!! Another action we could all see was the back to jail-incident. Crying and screaming for mum!!
    WE ALL WAIT FOR THE CRASH TO COME!!

  2. There we have our little disseas-girl!!
    You’re seeing LIFE as one big fun-fair. With alot of things it’s quite allright but you simply can’t think and act mature and seriously. You really don’t know a FUCK what is happening in the world today. You are the whole FUCKING day surrounded by YES-MEN and by smiling HAAAAAI-assholes!!
    That is the main reason you can’t take misery, we could all witness it in your Television-appearence with david letterman. Although this was nothing compared to the reallife-situations. But you were almost a CRY-BABY!! Another action we could all see was the back to jail-incident. Crying and screaming for mum!!
    WE ALL WAIT FOR THE CRASH TO COME!!

  3. spaz

    yes, BK, “the hell?” is exactly the reaction that gerard evokes.

    don’t mind him…he’s our resident closet-case tourette’s sufferer.

  4. 2 Old 4 This

    nice work with the copy & paste Gerard – but this story isn’t about Paris

  5. queencrone

    I think Mr. Gerard is on vacation and this is his
    “automatic message in absence”. He has been posting this same message for the last several days on all sorts of topics. Or he is crazy.
    I’m not certain.

  6. Jose

    Yet another opportunity for these has beens to stay in the public eye…LOL

  7. joya

    I think these celebrities need to be REHABBED FROM reality shows.

  8. stolidog

    This show would only be entertaining if there were a real life overdose.

  9. j

    stoliog, which one would you like to see?

  10. Zelda F.

    I’m going to “do a Gerard” & cut & paste my last post:

    Gerard is our “resident crazy”, who has yet to come to terms with HIS OWN sexuality. He has been posting that SAME post for a week now, on just about any female featured on the site. He’s very crude, never makes sense, ((is not a native American speaker so making “sense” of his posts is virtually impossible – I believe he’s Dutch)) and is used to stinky cheese (among other stinky things) but I do think he’s basically harmless. It may behoove you to just glide past his posts.

  11. CINDY

    HELLO IF YOU ARE WATCHING THE 2ND REBAH I THINK DR DREW HAS THE HOTS FOR THE MODEL

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