This is what the bottom of the fame barrel looks like, kids. So stay in school, don’t do drugs or take much alcohol. If you hit the genetic jackpot and inherited a title, don’t go on reality tv. It’s not necessary. Even if you have no money behind that title, find another way to go about it.
Tonight, they all entered the house at Elstree Studios in London. Sorrention, with his eyes glazed over (because of the time difference?) pulled up his shirt for the crowd, while Borghese pretended he was going to a movie premiere.
Past contestants include Jedward and Tara Reid, so that should give you an idea of what we’re dealing with.