There Is No Way In Hell Cate Blanchett Had A Kid One Month Ago

May 21st, 2008 // 4 Comments

Seriously. How did Cate Blanchett have one-month-old Ignatius? By magic? Is there a surrogate we don’t know about? Bitch shot out the kid and ran her impossibly glamorous ass to the red carpet. She is on a whirlwind tour supporting the Indiana Jones movie. She plays the flick’s villain, a psychic Russian agent named Spalko. After being present for the Cannes premiere, she jetted over to Sydney, Australia for THEIR premiere. Damn! All that traveling is making me tired, and I’m a fat bitch on a couch!

“I feel 65 at the moment,” Blanchett laughed when asked about all the traveling she’s doing lately.

Blanchett reportedly plans to settle down after this and devote her efforts to the Sydney Theatre Company. Cate is co-director, along with husband Andrew Upton. Cate has been doing films for ten years straight and plans to use her time with the theatre company as a break.

She might also be doing press in the winter for her next flick, The Curious Case of Benjamin Buttons, though. The David Fincher flick starring Cate, Tilda Swinton and Brad Pitt drops at Christmas time and people are already talking about its Oscar worthiness. I think a film starring both Cate Blanchett and Tilda Swinton might cause me to grip my pearls and call for smelling salts.

Jesus Christ, can she help with my gout and straighten out the Tower of Pisa while she’s at it? Bitch is Superman! You know she probably sold her soul to the devil for her looks, talent, dress sense and unlimited energy. This all feels very Faustian to me.

Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline

More photos of Cate Blanchett at the premiere of the Indy movie in Australia are after the jump.

Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline

By J. Harvey
  1. nona

    fuck, she is just luminous, isn’t she. those photos of her at cannes were insane.

  2. mingoluv

    Not only does the movie have Brad Pitt, Cate Blanchett, and Tilda Swanson, but it is based on an F. Scott Fitzgerald short story. How much more Oscar-worthy can one movie get?

  3. eaml

    Umm… If she had a baby a month ago and is on a press tour, where is this baby? Is she hauling the poor thing around or did she leave it somewhere? Neither is great.

  4. UKLady

    Thought this woman was faultless, but honestly, that gold dress should be nixed. Have loved all her other dresses thus far, but this one makes her look like she just had the baby she just has had!

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