Carrot Top Goes Country: 2009 ACM Awards Red Carpet

Who the hell told the scary rodeo clown he had an invitation? Carrot Top took his Funhouse of plastic surgery over to the 2009 Academy of Country Music Awards and terrified the shit out of everyone with enough common sense to be terrified. For some reason, he felt the need to expose his freckled, shiny man cleavage and whoops…there goes my breakfast.

Billy Ray Cyrus rocked the perfectly country appropriate expensive, faux-worn jeans, cowboy boots, black leather jacket and shades. And after my Carrot Top episode, anything looks dapper as hell.

Bruce Jenner was there in a simple black suit and white button-up shirt. And yes, I’m wondering the exact same thing. What the hell is he doing there? Some of these attendees are just plain confounding.

Check out the individual galleries of Carrie Underwood, Miley Cyrus, Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban, Matthew McConaughey and Camilla Alves, Taylor Swift and LeeAnn Rimes. All of our 2009 Academy of Country Music Awards coverage is here!

Gallery Info: Jake Owen, Trace Adkins, Carrot Top, Jamie Kennedy, James Otto, John Rich, Bruce Jenner, Darius Rucker, Joe Nichols, Troy Gentry, Matt Stillwel, Dierks Bentley, Tom Gossin, Billy Ray Cyrus, Alan Jackson, Blake Shelton, Rascal Flatts, Eli Young Band, The Lost Trailers, Jack Ingram and Montgomery Gentry on the red carpet at the 2009 Academy of Country Music Awards.