Carrie Underwood Finds Out That Text Message Breakup Isn’t Just A Funny Song

Carrie Underwood revealed that Gossip Girl star Chace Crawford and his gay name broke up with her via text message. No fuss, no muss! Carrie revealed this to reporters at the Idol Gives Back taping.

“We broke up over text, so it’s like ‘peace out,'” Underwood, 25, said “It was completely mutual, we’re both fine.”

Uh huh. Who sent the first text? And was JC Chasez grinning in the background?

Carrie said they hadn’t spoken in awhile, but it’s “no big deal” and she doesn’t hate his ass.

Their relationship “just didn’t work,” Underwood said, “and we both knew it didn’t work and [there are] no hard feelings at all whatsoever.” Did she really type “peace out”? Or did he? Was this Saved By The Bell: The New Class? He probably texted her while doing the reverse cowgirl on top of an N*SYNC member. You can guess which one. Not Lance.