Carolyn Murphy’s Brave Face

Fresh off her sex tape, model Carolyn Murphy joined Tom Ford for his launch of his Estee Lauder Collection at Saks. I think Tom was assuring Carolyn that a sex tape is better than pulling a Kate Moss.

After weeks of lascivious chatter about a sex tape featuring the 2005 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue covergirl with ex-husband Jake Schroeder, sources say a copy of the video has found its way to the Arizona-based Internet Commerce Group–the same outfit now embroiled in a court battle to release the raunchy Colin Farrell-Nicole Narain romp.

We hear ICG expects the superexplicit nature of the footage to generate blockbuster internet sales. Shot over 17 days during Murphy and Schroeder’s 1999 Barbados honeymoon, the two-hour tape is said to feature the sun-kissed stunner getting acrobatic with the heavily tattooed Schroeder. (A motion picture epic compared with your average celebrity slutfest, that still averages out to a mere 7.0588 minutes of conjugal bliss per 24-hour period. No wonder she left him.)

Ladies and gentlemen, might I suggest refraining from agreeing to be a part of a sex tape. As we’ve seen, they are either from a one night stand (Colin Farrell, Fred Durst, and Tom Sizemore), or they are from a doomed relationship (Pamela Lee Anderson and Paris Hilton).

Carolyn Murphy’s Triple X-Mas [Radar Online]