Carlos Leon Talks About Bringin’ Up Lourdes

July 24th, 2008 // 8 Comments

Madonna‘s initial sperm donor, actor and fitness trainer Carlos Leon, talked to People about what it’s like bringing up the Material Girl 2.0, Lourdes Leon.

(Just handle her unibrow, dude. Please. Look, I know Madonna is one of those torture moms who don’t care what the other kids say to her kid. But just…do it as her Dad. Shave that thing. Pluck it. Wax it. It’s not invisible, and she looks like a werewolf. It’s harsh, but true. I’m not trying to bag on an 11-year-old, but something has to be done to preserve her psyche.)

“She’s at that point where she can call me and say, ‘Hey Dad, what’s
up? What time are you going to get me?’ ” he says about “Lola.”
“It’s really cool. We talk every day.”

For the record, he doesn’t believe that Madge did A-Rod. “I know for a fact, she wouldn’t do that,” he says. Have you even met her? Damn. Did he just send her the baby batter UPS?

“It’s hard for me to be the tough guy with my daughter,” he says “Maybe I should work on the discipline stuff, but I could
leave her mother to do that!” Hell, yeah. We know she owns plenty of whips and other torture devices. Plus she makes the kids look at a portrait of her in dominatrix gear laying on dead animals. That alone would cause me to behave. Or leave home early and live on the streets.

Click any photo to view all 10 photos of Carlos Leon and Lourdes Leon in the gallery!


Madonna‘s initial sperm donor, actor and fitness trainer Carlos Leon, talked to People about what it’s like bringing up the Material Girl 2.0, Lourdes Leon.(Just handle her unibrow,
dude. Please. Look, I know Madonna is one of those torture moms who
don’t care what the other kids say to her kid. But just…do it as her
Dad. Shave that thing. Pluck it. Wax it. It’s not invisible, and she
looks like a werewolf. It’s harsh, but true. I’m not trying to bag on
an 11-year-old, but something has to be done to preserve her psyche.
)”She’s at that point where she can call me and say, ‘Hey Dad, what’s
up? What time are you going to get me?’ ” he says about “Lola.”
“It’s really cool. We talk every day.”

For the record, he doesn’t believe that Madge did A-Rod. “I know for a fact, she wouldn’t do that,” he says. Have you even met her? Damn. Did he just send her the baby batter UPS?”It’s
hard for me to be the tough guy with my daughter,” he says “Maybe I
should work on the discipline stuff, but I could
leave her mother to do that!” Hell, yeah. We know she owns plenty of
whips and other torture devices. Plus she makes the kids look at a portrait of her in dominatrix gear laying on dead animals. That alone would cause me to behave. Or leave home early and live on the streets.Click any photo to view all 10 photos of Carlos Leon and Lourdes Leon in the gallery!

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  1. Bailey

    I am SO with you on the unibrow! I was just talking about that yesterday…Poor girl! She would be so much prettier if Madge would get rid of that thing.

  2. devil

    Yeah, no woman, even a very young woman, should have facial hair (except for well-groomed eyebrows). It’s just gross and wrong.

    Lourdes would be so cute if she was groomed properly. She looks like a young Madonna.

  3. Jennifer

    I have to agree on the unibrow. My daughter has one and we get it waxed (at my husbands suggestion) to save her from ridicule. It does make her look more grown up, which is a bit disconcerting!

  4. e

    And get rid of the headband while you’re at it.

  5. Anne Arkham

    one of those torture moms who don’t care what the other kids say to her kid

    Oh my God, I had one of those. The emotional scars endure to this day. Don’t get me started.

    That said, I like the unibrow on Lourdes. I think she pulls it off.

  6. Wicki

    Personally I think Madonna likes the unibrow and encourages her keep it. It was during her Frida Kahlo obsession period that she hooked up with Carlos Leone. I’m surprised no one yet has mentioned it, Frida Kahlo’s unibrow was even referenced by herself in her art. And Madonna has a Frida obsession. And in some Hispanic cultures, body hair (eyebrows, moustache) on women is considered attractive.
    That said I don’t think it flatters her at all–but at least she isn’t rockin’ the Miley Cyrus pre-teen slut look.

  7. tennischick

    i wonder how much Deep-Pockets Madonna paid Carlos to defend her like this. i’m genuinely stunned that she cares this much about people thinking/knowing she broke up A-Rod’s marriage.

  8. Stickler

    So, do you get to call yourself an actor/actress if you do nothing but get in the tabs anyway? Is it an arbitrary title? Do you get to call yourself this if you’ve never been cast in anything?

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