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October 27th, 2006 // 18 Comments
By Miu von Furstenberg
  1. ILoveCokeWhores

    I can’t believe I’ve gained an entire pound! Why God!? Why did you let this happen to me?

  2. susiesneds

    “No! NO! NOOOOOO!! I WON’T eat anything!!! Oh God the pain and the AGONY of actually putting…
    F…FFFF….FFOO….FFFOOOODDDD in my mouth!!! I WON’T DO IT! KILL ME NOW!!!!!!!!!

  3. lulu

    why did i have to sit my bony butt on my little puppy, no ive killed him!!!

  4. idontnormalydothisbut...

    I don’t care if he’s an untalented musician… he was my untalented musician!!

  5. stephi

    OH MY GOD!!!! Cisco has been sneaking around showering…. how the hell do I tell him I’m not attracted to him any more? WHY OH WHY DID THIS HAPPEN TO ME? WHATEVER SHALL I DO?

    ARGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!

    Wait. Where’s Brandon?

  6. oooh! ooh! look what i learned at acting class today… wait wait…..waaaaaaaaiiiiitttt for it…. noo! i cant! i cant! why cant i cry! HEY! look im crying! TOLD you i cud do it…(she proceeds to reverse out of th burger king parking lot.)

  7. Looks like someone didn’t just save a ton of money on her car insurance.

  8. CMDSMG

    I dont htink it’s funny….she looks upset….wouldnt it suck if someone took a picture of u at a vulnerable moment like that? Really sucks, Pap’s suck

  9. kelly

    What?! Me dying on The OC wasn’t a dream sequence? Oh shit, how will I afford all the food I eat . . . oh wait, as long as I cut it down to only one apple a day, I should be fine.

  10. BigFiddy

    I just sharted in my pants! What do I dooooooo????

  11. sweettea

    Why did I do this to my hair? That’s the last time I get get a haircut when I’m having my period!

  12. conster

    …Well, I can’t help but cry- it’s on my ass and it’s huge. I spelled “Cisco” like ten thousand times for the guy. Where did “NABISCO” come from?! (sobbs) This can be removed right?

  13. alina

    I forgot to put on a tampon..how the hell i’m getting out of this car? I know the tears will wash my pants

  14. RDIGGITY

    What do they mean they’re OUT OF COKE, I mean we’ve got MONEY…., ok ok, call LINDSAY

  15. Grphdesi23

    Cisco: Are you burning yet?

    Mischa: Why?

    Cicso: Because you’re in Hell.

  16. Jewlzy

    Objects in the rearview mirror may be UGLIER than they appear!

  17. jrzmommy

    “Drop Knowledge, Not Bombs? It said that? And I wore it with a Mickey Mouse skirt? *sobs uncontrollably*”

  18. Erin

    Si that Misha or Michelle Williams?

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