I can’t believe I’ve gained an entire pound! Why God!? Why did you let this happen to me?
“No! NO! NOOOOOO!! I WON’T eat anything!!! Oh God the pain and the AGONY of actually putting…
F…FFFF….FFOO….FFFOOOODDDD in my mouth!!! I WON’T DO IT! KILL ME NOW!!!!!!!!!
why did i have to sit my bony butt on my little puppy, no ive killed him!!!
I don’t care if he’s an untalented musician… he was my untalented musician!!
OH MY GOD!!!! Cisco has been sneaking around showering…. how the hell do I tell him I’m not attracted to him any more? WHY OH WHY DID THIS HAPPEN TO ME? WHATEVER SHALL I DO?
Wait. Where’s Brandon?
oooh! ooh! look what i learned at acting class today… wait wait…..waaaaaaaaiiiiitttt for it…. noo! i cant! i cant! why cant i cry! HEY! look im crying! TOLD you i cud do it…(she proceeds to reverse out of th burger king parking lot.)
Looks like someone didn’t just save a ton of money on her car insurance.
I dont htink it’s funny….she looks upset….wouldnt it suck if someone took a picture of u at a vulnerable moment like that? Really sucks, Pap’s suck
What?! Me dying on The OC wasn’t a dream sequence? Oh shit, how will I afford all the food I eat . . . oh wait, as long as I cut it down to only one apple a day, I should be fine.
I just sharted in my pants! What do I dooooooo????
Why did I do this to my hair? That’s the last time I get get a haircut when I’m having my period!
…Well, I can’t help but cry- it’s on my ass and it’s huge. I spelled “Cisco” like ten thousand times for the guy. Where did “NABISCO” come from?! (sobbs) This can be removed right?
I forgot to put on a tampon..how the hell i’m getting out of this car? I know the tears will wash my pants
What do they mean they’re OUT OF COKE, I mean we’ve got MONEY…., ok ok, call LINDSAY
Cisco: Are you burning yet?
Cicso: Because you’re in Hell.
Objects in the rearview mirror may be UGLIER than they appear!
“Drop Knowledge, Not Bombs? It said that? And I wore it with a Mickey Mouse skirt? *sobs uncontrollably*”
Si that Misha or Michelle Williams?