Caption Sting

August 31st, 2007 // 21 Comments


By Michael Prieve

  1. Sunny

    Crikey, there go 10 years of tantra build- up. Best go change me knickers.

  2. kidnextdoor


  3. 2 Old 4 This

    Not Botox – PARALOX!

  4. Gurla

    “Blimey! This is definitely not like the lap dances I get in L.A! That IS a woman isn’t it?!”

  5. Matt

    Sting’s face recuperates after 6 hours of oral tantric sex with his wife.

  6. James

    “I have a small penis.”

  7. Ashley

    Yikes that tantric sex session wore me out

  8. Ace

    wow, I didn’t know you could fit that there.

  9. Michelle

    That’s the last time I shake hands with Britney..

  10. vanessa

    Why didn’t someone tell me I married Trudie Styler?!?

  11. yudonomi

    Listen to them, they’re dying, R2. Curse my metal body. I wasn’t fast enough. It’s all my fault.

  12. Denise

    Bloody hell, Trudy! My penis is sticking out of your arse!

  13. Denise

    Bloody hell, Trudy! Is that a penis I see between your legs?

  14. Hugh Jorgan

    “That is a shirt Britney, not a dress!!!”

  15. Fabulousness

    Oh dear lord! Tantric sex ISN’T pretty at our age.

  16. geezer

    Yeesh…my armpits really do reek.

  17. zengirl

    He finally came.

  18. funkit

    “Wow, so that’s what a career looks like after its died and rotted to nothing? Note to assistant, paint all mirrors black.”

  19. Le Chat


  20. Bunny

    He just watched the Stern/Birkhead video

  21. Bunny

    He just watched the Stern/Birkhead video

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