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Look guys! I just had “I’m a douche” tattooed on my stomach!
damn it i’m not gay! i’m not!
IIIIIFFFFF ya want my body AAAAANNNNDDD ya think I’m sexy, come on baby, let me know!
I come with a health warning. Look it’s tattooed to my gut. ‘Asshole infected area’
after being caught on a date with another woman, he says……”Look, I can’t help this body, its Sexy and the girls love me. What do you want me to do?!”
friends could hear him shouting, “i just douched my mangina – look how hard my nipples are!!”
Hey ! I just had a breast enlargement and a tummy tuck! Get an eyeful ladies !
SEAN: “I forgot my wallet, so exposing my much sought after man teat should more than cover the bill.”
SEAN: “Oops. My ‘bro’ is unable to contain my muscular, manly mams.”
SEAN: “Anyone care for a suckle?”
SEAN: “GAYS GONE WILD! Now give me my t-shirt.”
“Do you have a pile of bricks I could use after drinks?”
William Shatner revels in all the splendor that is Sean Stewart.
SEAN: “They’re NOT fake! Touch my dude boobs and see for yourself.”
SEAN: “I’m sorry for messing up your suit. Here, I’ll clean that stain out on my washboard abs.”
SEAN: “You want me to sacrifice my dignity for a record contract? Very well then. *sobs* ”
SEAN: “You like what you see? There’s plenty more where that came from if you slip me a fiver.”
SEAN: “And for dessert, you can all feast your eyes on these babies.”
SEAN: “I’m not Sean…I’m randy.”