Caption Pauly Shore

November 10th, 2007 // 20 Comments

Photos: PacificCoastNews.com

By Michael Prieve
asl

  1. TPetey

    Se-earchinnn for the We-easel… Aaa-wooo!!

  2. Jinx

    roflmao.. you win

  3. Mereann

    Demonstration of a classic man trick. He sucks it in so hard, it actually pokes out from below.

  4. IndicaGirl

    Dirty….both of them….Ick!

  5. jimi

    “Gee honey, you need to put on a little weight so I don’t look quite like the bloated sea cow that I do standing next to you.”

  6. Jen da Purse Ho

    As disgusting as this picture is…i’m strangely VERY disgusted by the other guy in the photo checking his phone. he has NO neck and the biggest double chin i have ever seen on someone shirtless at the beach.

  7. Zelda F.

    WOW! I don’t think he’s sucking in his gut so much as BAD LIPOSUCTION!!! That just looks a bit lumpy & deformed.

  8. Sam

    Wouldn’t be so bad if his swimming trunks came up just a little bit higher. I think I see a few pubes! Come on. Pull them up.

    And no one has even mentioned the strange turtle thing he’s doing with his lips. Is anyone really that disgusted by smoking?

  9. Sam

    Wouldn’t be so bad if his swimming trunks came up just a little bit higher. I think I see a few pubes! Come on. Pull them up.

    And no one has even mentioned the strange turtle thing he’s doing with his lips. Is anyone really that disgusted by smoking?

  10. Shelly

    “Mommy buys me lots of stuff and things!”

  11. jbonz

    “Yeah, baby! I got 4 rock-hard inches with your name on ‘em!”

  12. James

    Three words. Tuck it in.

  13. J

    careful hunny, that hot cigarette is causing you to melt

  14. Scoppedge

    That is not near enough material, and I just ate.
    Thanks.

  15. crichmond1000

    Guy in front texting: “Dude, I am right next to Pauley Shore and he has a big fatty”

  16. sasha

    Pauly Shore rocks a teeny-tiny hard on with a mystery blonde laughing at his weeaaseell

  17. someone

    My ex-daughter in law told me that she had a one night stand with Pauly many years ago in Vegas, I should send her this picture, but she would probably committ suicide…..

  18. Shippy

    “I think she knows the cig is bigger than the peen.”

  19. cranky granny

    say hello 2 my little friend

  20. She

    “Hey, funny boy, hold this will ya? I think these things are flammable.”

Leave A Comment