“Frankly Scarlett, I don’t give a damn.”
Whut you talkin’ ’bout Willis?
that’s it Zekers ! He looks like a slightly deranged Rhett Butler !
“Now why did you take that picture of me with this dirt on my lip!?”
Remember when I was hot and the next big thing? What happened???
“Come on, please? If you sign this petition, she seriously might think about writing another one! For reals!”
“I do not think it means what you think it means.”
“Britney Spears, do I look better than your (current) bodyguard?”
Bloom, distracted by his lengthy internet searches on “pencil-‘stach-How-To’s”, accidently let a call go to voicemail telling that his Tuesday morning manacurist appointment that was bumped back to Monday.
I have no caption. However I must say that he looks like a much slimmer Jack Black ala Nacho Libre.
frustrated that onlookers failed to “get” his Burt Reynolds “Cannon Ball Run” look, all Orlando could do was pout.
“I wish a wigger would”
Well… Its not going to suck itself.
I already tole you already, MY NAME IS OR-LAN-DO B-L-O-O-M. Let me in the DAMN club.
I thought coming out of the closet would be more exciting than this!
So what, if I’m a female to male transexual. What’s it to ya!
To his stylist: “You let me go out in PUBLIC with this porn stache? I have been called a has-been to my face twice tonight!”
Even though the movie is over, Orlando still can’t bring himself to get rid of the Dirty Sanchez Johnny Depp gave him on the last day of filming.
I’m not taking another step until someone says something nice about my mustache.
oh so you want me to juggle too?
I thought that famous porn guy just died? No?
watsa matta Mario?! Couldn’t save the princess?