Caption Orlando Bloom

July 10th, 2007 // 22 Comments

(WENN)

By Kimberly London
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  1. Zekers

    “Frankly Scarlett, I don’t give a damn.”

  2. KT

    Whut you talkin’ ’bout Willis?

  3. green cardigan

    that’s it Zekers ! He looks like a slightly deranged Rhett Butler !

  4. Mikey Boy

    “Now why did you take that picture of me with this dirt on my lip!?”

  5. Sarah

    Remember when I was hot and the next big thing? What happened???

  6. Stephanie

    “Come on, please? If you sign this petition, she seriously might think about writing another one! For reals!”

  7. Josie

    “I do not think it means what you think it means.”

  8. “Britney Spears, do I look better than your (current) bodyguard?”

  9. Missy

    Bloom, distracted by his lengthy internet searches on “pencil-’stach-How-To’s”, accidently let a call go to voicemail telling that his Tuesday morning manacurist appointment that was bumped back to Monday.

  10. I have no caption. However I must say that he looks like a much slimmer Jack Black ala Nacho Libre.

  11. katiebugwho

    frustrated that onlookers failed to “get” his Burt Reynolds “Cannon Ball Run” look, all Orlando could do was pout.

  12. Coolness

    “I wish a wigger would”

  13. Mezzerli

    Well… Its not going to suck itself.

  14. Amber

    I already tole you already, MY NAME IS OR-LAN-DO B-L-O-O-M. Let me in the DAMN club.

  15. Diana

    I thought coming out of the closet would be more exciting than this!

  16. Mezzerli

    So what, if I’m a female to male transexual. What’s it to ya!

  17. Wendy

    To his stylist: “You let me go out in PUBLIC with this porn stache? I have been called a has-been to my face twice tonight!”

  18. stolidog

    Even though the movie is over, Orlando still can’t bring himself to get rid of the Dirty Sanchez Johnny Depp gave him on the last day of filming.

  19. MsLily

    I’m not taking another step until someone says something nice about my mustache.

  20. Nicole

    oh so you want me to juggle too?

  21. my bad

    I thought that famous porn guy just died? No?

  22. kk

    watsa matta Mario?! Couldn’t save the princess?

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