Don’t tell anybody, but this is where I get my hair extensions from…
“Forget the Rabbit, I found my new BFF and it works wonders”
“Guy, I heard what you said to that reporter…you know what happens when you talk to the reporters without my permission…”
Is this low fat?
So it’s like eating an ice cream cone….try not to use your teeth….now…relax your throat…..
Guy, you wanted me to get my hands dirty…. you what Im going to do to you with this now?
Well, what do you know…she finally pulled that corncob out of her butt.
This banana looks funny…
Can you teach us to make giant CORN?!? hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha….hahaha…..haha… ha…..::sigh:: hmm. Shameless Dane cook joke. That I’m guessing NONE of you got…
God I can’t stand Madonna…
I’m gonna use this in my next show…
“Ha, ha, very funny guys…now, who dislodged this corn cob from my ass?”
It’s me and this thing unless one of you boys wants to Man-Up!
‘One more rock thrown at ANY of my armoured cars, and I’m telling you Brother, this here corn is going where the sun don’t shine…..’
This is MY corn!! Nobody else’s! It’s MINE! Get away from me! You can’t have it! It’s MINE!!
But, don’t ya’ll have any toilet paper?
This Cob would fit perfectly up my bird
You’re too big to fir in here
Too big to fit in here
Too big to fit in here!
Think I’d get as much media attention if I adopted this one too????
Back when I was a self-proclaimed Boy Toy, I had to take one of these up the ass on a nightly basis. At least I got free clothes for it!
Corn can be prepared many ways – It can be boiled, shucked, creamed… or in this case, dried!
Corn can also be used to make… …tortillas!
Do we have any Mexican-American orphans
with us today? Well Buenos Dias! Do I hear someone’s stomach growling?
And no, Lourdes, there’s no basement at the Alamo!
Are you sure this is how Minnie Pearl started?
An African vibrator you say? Hmm…Good for the environment–no plastics, reusable, biodegradable, no electricity needed–nice size and texture…I’ll take it!
I’ll give you some corn if you can remember the last time I was relevant.
It’s so much better than a French Tickler!
“I’ve decided to start adopting vegetables…”
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