Rude, vile, pig!!!
That swing is really going to have to be disinfected. Who are these yahoos?
NOWWW why is there no story w/ this??
Looks like Pete’s anal stimulator got lodged in Jordan’s coochie and caused a nasty infection. That swelling’s gotta hurt!
Jordan looks like a pregnant drag queen. Poor Pete, he is just so fucked up.
looks like peter andre still has a touch of the menengitis, huh?
Look! She’s got a preggie wedgie.
Agh! She’s a giant succubus thingie! Help!!
Oh, gross. If it was anyone else’s head photoshopped on that body, it’d be a beautiful portrait of a mother and child. With her head (and that creepy guy), it’s like she’s saying, “Don’t let the belly fool you – $20 an hour, and I’m all yours.”
There is no intelligent caption for these photos. It’s just….gross.
“Yo!! Like what happened to my ass like?”
Jordan is holding onto her breasts because she’s lactating saline.
For some reason Jordan refuses to return any of Jenny Craig’s phone calls.
Is it me, or do those two pictures give off a creepy “we’re still swingers” vibe?
The puddles underneath Jordan’s swing would indicate that it had recently rained or her water suddenly broke during the shoot.
LOOKS LIKE DIVINE THE DRAG QUEEN FROM THE MOVIE HAIRSPRAY AFTER A DIET.
It looks really scare!