Caption Jordan

June 14th, 2007 // 15 Comments
By Jessica Marx
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  1. kittycatastrophe

    Elton John:

    Rude, vile, pig!!!

  2. Kat

    That swing is really going to have to be disinfected. Who are these yahoos?

  3. Jennirific

    NOWWW why is there no story w/ this??

  4. Kat

    Looks like Pete’s anal stimulator got lodged in Jordan’s coochie and caused a nasty infection. That swelling’s gotta hurt!

  5. Joya

    gross.

  6. Louise

    Jordan looks like a pregnant drag queen. Poor Pete, he is just so fucked up.

  7. stolidog

    looks like peter andre still has a touch of the menengitis, huh?

  8. Shannon

    Look! She’s got a preggie wedgie.

  9. deb

    Agh! She’s a giant succubus thingie! Help!!

  10. genevieve83

    Oh, gross. If it was anyone else’s head photoshopped on that body, it’d be a beautiful portrait of a mother and child. With her head (and that creepy guy), it’s like she’s saying, “Don’t let the belly fool you – $20 an hour, and I’m all yours.”

    There is no intelligent caption for these photos. It’s just….gross.

  11. charlie

    “Yo!! Like what happened to my ass like?”

  12. Ava

    Jordan is holding onto her breasts because she’s lactating saline.

    For some reason Jordan refuses to return any of Jenny Craig’s phone calls.

    Is it me, or do those two pictures give off a creepy “we’re still swingers” vibe?

    The puddles underneath Jordan’s swing would indicate that it had recently rained or her water suddenly broke during the shoot.

  13. Ava

    Jordan is holding onto her breasts because she’s lactating saline.

    For some reason Jordan refuses to return any of Jenny Craig’s phone calls.

    Is it me, or do those two pictures give off a creepy “we’re still swingers” vibe?

    The puddles underneath Jordan’s swing would indicate that it had recently rained or her water suddenly broke during the shoot.

  14. FRANKIE V

    LOOKS LIKE DIVINE THE DRAG QUEEN FROM THE MOVIE HAIRSPRAY AFTER A DIET.

  15. iren33

    It looks really scare!

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