Help!!!!! He’s gonna eat me!!!!
Perez mistakenly believes if he eats Jessica Simpson he becomes as famous as Jessica Simpson.
Perez will happily lick anything that’s been in contact with John Mayer’s cock.
So this is what dumb tastes like….
insert tab a into slot b.
Someone besides Dad is finally putting words in Jessica’s mouth.
Come here baby give Perez some tongue!!! Daddy is not looking awwwwww
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Whoops, I’m sorry. I thought you were a GUY!
Apparently Perez misread the label on the Proactiv bottle.
a tape worm can be extracted by holding a flame to one’s mouth.
“When Jessica asked Perez what Paris Hilton’s ass smelled like…”
“Come on Jess, I wanna know what John tastes like… Jess, seriously let me TASTE JOHN NOOOOOOOOW!”
Maria Callas! That was perfect. bwahahahahahaha!
Tastes like chicken. Wait, is this chicken or tuna?
“Come on kiss me, Papa Joe says it okay – he’ll still be the only straight guy to go pass 1st base”