Caption It: David Beckham

August 13th, 2007 // 15 Comments

David Beckham for your “Caption It” enjoyment. Post your captions in the commenting area.

By Cara Harrington
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  1. sandy

    I’m praying I’m as big here as I was in the UK.
    So far it’s not looking too good for me and my stick-figure wife.

  2. barbara

    … “This is the easiest 200 mil I ever made!”

  3. Kat

    What a loser. I can’t understand why some people think he is hot. He is so NOT.

  4. jbonz

    “Really? You can get me a part on ‘Saving Grace’? You’re sure it tastes like chicken…”

  5. Kenzie

    “Hey, don’t look now but there’s this chinese guy staring at me…he’s sitting next to me. Move over.”

  6. mikey boy

    If you two old farts is what we have on the team…..we’re fucked!

  7. Yvonne

    Barbara wins! Money for Nothing.

  8. Persistent Cat

    I always feel bad for the other men in his pictures. He’s so fantastically hot that every other man just totally pales in comparison.

    He’s hurt. Athletes get hurt and have to miss games. It allows them time to heal so they can get back out there. It’s probably killing him to not play.

  9. peachpie

    “Well, thanks mate, but…err…. no thanks, I’m not interested in an appletini or two after the game.”

  10. Logan

    …..Posh’s “B” cup? Let me show you my “C” cup, Davie…..

  11. Meaux

    “Your wife, is she a goer? Nudge, nudge, say no more”

  12. JT

    And so, like… after the game we should totally go and get a peti and a mani.

  13. Ruby

    “Oh…Rebecca Loos was a gooood fuck…so much better than Posh…I don’t even feel like fucking her anymore! hahaha”

  14. Ruby

    “Oh…Rebecca Loos was a gooood fuck…so much better than Posh…I don’t even feel like fucking Posh anymore! hahaha”

  15. “Hey, Dave…wanna play with my balls?”

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