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It’s nice to see that “She” even “Nauseates” herself.
No thanks! I use toilet paper! (that cracked me up in 2nd grade and it still does now)
“This is how daddy got Jess and I all the breaks with the record execs. He taught us everything he knows.”
first the lip syncing, now copying gene simmons….yes, she’s real.
well the bitch can’t sing but hey at least she’s good at something
Caption: My thoughts exactly!
“The NEW!!!!!Most popular girl in hollywood”
LOL Just wait……that Long long long long toungue is going to make her more famous than her singing ever has. LOL
yes i am a guy….and yes only a guy would think that at the first glance of the pic….and thus YES she will become very very very popular with the guys in hollywood (AND A BUNCH OF THE GIRLS) because of that pic……
wow her and jess both have extremely long toungues.
“Trust me, America, SO not worth your 15 bucks! Even I wouldn’t buy this shit!”
I guess having HUGE tongues are genetic in the Simpson family!
Like the rest of us, an Ashlee Simpson CD makes her want to gag.
Another bad case of acid reflux perhaps?
Sexual favors if you buy my cd?
It’s too bad she doesn’t use what she’s good at to help her sister (do what she’s good at).
Chinese tongue diagnosis says she has serious spiritual imbalances… we know that runs in the family.
“But daddy, I can’t open it any wider!”
“I, wanna rock and roll all night! And party everyday!”
Someone needs to brush her tongue…her hair is cute, though.
Yeah, too bad about her face, though. To haggy by more than a 1/2
Yuck! I even leave a bad taste in my own mouth!
“gets off the toilet… Okay Ashley, clean me up”
With that tongue, she’ll never have a problem convincing a record executive to give her a new contract. Damn, that mother is long. I wonder which show-biz bozo is the current recipient of that roto-rooter tongue.
holy “what ever happened to Baby Jane” makeup!
“As album sales do not meet expectations, Ashlee takes desperate measures.”
i stole this one, and even i want to throw it away
I’m a chick, and completely straight, but that’s the first thing I thought too!
(I have a perverted husband)
Ashlee was just about to plug her new CD when she realized someone had secretly thumbtacked her tongue to her chin.
i didnt think she could get uglier!!! take it off!!! ewwwwwwwwww
wanting to be a part of all the senses Ashlee has come up with an album that both sounds and tastes like crap
Ashlee demonstrates the genetic trait that is the real reason the Simpson girls have garnered so many record deals
I think “Ew” will suffice.
If she doesn’t have to bring the talent, why should I have to bring the wit.
can someone please chop that ugly tongue and nose off…….can’t stand this twit.
So THATS why Ryan Cabrara keeps comin back to her!!!!! LoL
I am so friggin sick of this no talent and her nitwit
sister as well as that ass kissin’ pervert dad of theirs.
I bet he is the one blind vice dude who likes to watch
his little princess dress…freak. Will the earth do us a
favor and swallow these morons up ASAP?!
Poor thing, she tries but never can make it. I bet we see her as a roomate on VH1, roomates with Kate Moss, and showing her gross tricks to Tyra Banks, Lindsay Hohan and Nick Leechea.
WTF @ the tounge.
OMG. Which orifice first?
Yup, its the tongue and not the voice that got me this THIS far! Like my older sister always said: “wait to have sex until marriage, but it doesn’t count if its oral”.
i use this tongue to lick some ass…now will you please buy this cd, before we have to give it away for free?
” look guys my throat is fine, I swear, look you can see it’s all good, no more acid reflux I swear…I can sing, really I can sing!”
” You know how dick i had to suck to get this made?Almost lost my tonsils,SEE”
While promoting her new album, Ashlee had a nasty acid reflux flare up.
In this picture Ashlee demonstrates her uncanny resemblance to Hatchet-Face from the John Waters film “Cry-Baby.”
That’s the chick equivalent to being well hung.
Yes it is.
Because of never having truly opened her mouth during a performance, Ashlee found the results of an attempt at real singing to be quite horrid.
Drop load here…!
“Ryan’s cock tastes like shit…literally!”
I don’t care what you throw in I’m still not buying your album.
Maybe if I use my tongue I can get all the crap off of my album.
Not gonna happen.
Gene Simmons, watch out!
I curious as to why she hasn’t gone somewhere to get those big milk juggs like her sister has. I mean with that tongue and a pair of titanium tits – wow.
“now everyone knows why i’m not concerned if my singing career fails- i’ll become THE porn star
I’ll take Ashlee Simpson over Jessica any day! I have a fetish for girls with big noses and long tongues. E-mail me at firstname.lastname@example.org and tell me what you think.
With a tounge like a cow, she will make you
id do her in a heartbeat.