whats with the crown?
… and this is my pet crab. i like to call him Sebashton. for some reason, he likes to hang out in my pubes
And when I get the outbreak, it usually occurs here.
Its Xtina’s bachelorette party…Thats why she’s wearing the crown!
Help me find my car keys and we can drive out of here.
Hey, guys! Wanna see my penis!?
Erica, you beat me to it!
hey at least there is a good reason for the crown! when is she getting married?
Great minds think alike, what can i say.
“Wow! So your vagina really does say ‘Over One Billion Served.’”
So it is normal for it shrink in cold water?
I didn’t know they came that big!
Guy: So this is where that strong smell of fish is coming from.
Girl: Should there be flies buzzing around it like that?
so this is what i meant by DIRTY! , see?
Christina – “ok, so who’s eating first?”
The other girl – “I went first last time!”
Would you like to dry off on my terry cloth shorts, peasant?
Hey Joe, come check it out, she has the nastiest cooter I have ever seen….
No, no, no! You don’t wipe it that way! It’s ‘front to back’!!!
Lol I seriously thought the first pic was of “Paris Hilton” on the beach with her Tiara that almost was permantley glued to her head at one point. boy was I wrong…
Paris: “Would you like to see mine? It’s like a wizard’s sleeve!”
Onlookers: “Wowaweewa! It smeels like Bigfoot’s bell-end.”
DAYUM! You really did pierce everything!
That ain’t no place to hang a cow bell!
Wow! They really do crawl!!
Damn, if you had a penis then you just should have told us!! Don’t pull it out on this public beach!!
In lamest Austin Powers voice, “That’s a MAN, baby, yeah!”
I know I told you sea water couldn’t cure herpes, but I think it worked!
Ohhh, so this is what your song “Dirty” was about.
“how on earth do you tuck that thing so well?!”
The Bastardly bans ip adresses, if they dont like what is being said, UNFAIR!
Brass balls as I always suspected.
Eww. So that is what crabs looks like?!?!?!
Xtina: IT’S TRUE I’ll SHOW YOU! Even if you cut off your penis, there remains a nubbin’!!
Wow–there really are golden arches that say, “Over 1 Billion Served!”
ooops I dribbled!
The Dr said the discharge would stop in a few days
don’t just stare at it…eat it!!!
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