I’m the CalvinATOR you little girly man
He’s had a remarkable career. He’s had a remarkable life. It is remarkable that he is still alive. You go Calvin!!!!!
SHE BLINDED ME WITH SCIENCE!
A billion lines of blow will do that to a person.
“Calvin Klein holds hope that Max Headroom will one day return to ABC.”
“Victoria Beckhams long lost fairy godfather from planet Botox-Waxfigure-tron.”
im not gonna lie, frozen foreheads make me smile.
Katherine Hepburn lives! Fashion designer’s body has been snatched and replaced by that of legendary dead actress.
Uh, we’re gonna pick on this old guy now? I say lets just let him be. Life for him from here on will just get harder anyway, as the aging process accelerates.
Harry Potter in 50 years.
<3 the glasses Calvin!
When Botox goes bad……..really,really bad…..
Looks more like he had a chemical peel to me.
“I will suck 500 hundred models, and I would suck 500 hundred more…..”
Giant round glasses. So hot right now. Giant round glasses.
“im boring now.”
He looks like he has the AIDS. You go Calvin!
He looks like a wax figure!BUT I rather look at him than Tommy Hilfiger….now that is one really ugly piece of shit.
old age ain’t no place for sissies…
Video Killed the Radio Star….
Quick, someone put the air on! Ms.Calvin be meltin’!
is this made of leather?
“Calvin Klein – the new face of leather.”
Maybe the Harry Potter look isnt really for me…
Skeletor makes the press rounds after signing a contract with Lenscrafters.
Remarkably well preserved. BTW, for all of you that flirt with the homosexual-focused captions. He is gay. Not that I care, but my “Nibbley Thing” (Thanks Miu) is that he threw himself on a friend of mine in NYC. But yes, way to go Calvin!
I remember when he used to be fine as hell. I think all the health problems, drugs and secretive lifestyle choices have taken a toll.
Whatever happened to his beard, I mean wife Kelly?
I actually feel bad for him. It does look like he has the virus, and being a gay man I know that is nothing to joke about. I hope he just had a bad chemical peel.And age is not going to stop that man from getting lots of beautiful men.
“Hmmm…in what new kiddie porn inspired way can I get my new line noticed?”
It looks like he’s been poisoned by the Ukranian mafia.
when is he moving into Madame Tussands Wax Musuem?
and in which country? may be he should stay in the us afterall, he is an institution of sort.
we could put him next to George Washinghton.
Do I make you randy?