Caption It! #71

September 8th, 2005 // 50 Comments

(Image via Boston.com)

By Miu von Furstenberg
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  1. Lisa

    I can’t decide who is worse, Victoria Beckham or Barbara Bush.

  2. Joan

    Babs hears that hurricane refugees have been invited to her Texas neighborhood.

  3. LB

    Oh my gosh, they let poor people in here, too?

  4. j

    “where’s the beef”?

  5. BabsBush

    “Boston!?!? How did I get to Boston?!?!”

  6. raevee nyc

    Mrs. Bush reacts to news of a direct genetic link being found between her family and the devil.

  7. Dan

    Grandma Bush may have put her foot in her mouth yesterday, but today she reacts to the boot in her rear end.

  8. Michelle

    Oh shit! I think my Depends are leaking!

  9. Erica

    BLACK PEOPLE!! AGHHHH! WHO LET THEM ON THE FIELD??!!!!

  10. jamie

    those damn negroes are everywhere!

  11. jennifer

    I see underpriveledged people…

  12. Jim

    In a rare moment of lucidity, Mrs. Bush is told that her idoit son really is the President of the United States

  13. tempy

    Oh my! I think I just sharted!

  14. pk

    “IT’S NOT WORKING VERY WELL FOR ANYONE HERE!”

  15. joe

    they let them in the MAJOR leagues?????

  16. miguelito

    BIG SECRET: she just found out she isnt actually adopted

  17. Cheesy

    “Oh, God, look at all these unwashed masses! I do so hope they go home soon!”

  18. Chinchilla

    Barbara Bush after seeing what the players are packin in the groin area. ‘You mean they come THAT big? George, you damn liar!’

  19. bix

    Coloreds!!! With bats!!!

  20. j

    Oh Dear Lord! Nobody told me there were black people in Boston! Keep those disadvantaged people (*she chuckles here*) in Houston…

  21. Dee

    I thought baseball was a white man’s sport?

  22. mediaphyter

    “In a true act of karma gone right, flood waters rush in toward Barbara Bush.”

  23. Alana

    Did you see Georgie on TV? He’s finally speaking in sentences!

  24. antidude

    Every year they bring out the Halloween decorations just that much earlier..

  25. OMG!! Baseball has gotten ugly!!

  26. MamaD

    It’s alive . . .

  27. Kiki Belle

    I can’t throw this ball to a black catcher!!! I said, I can’t throw to a black…uh…what? Well, I can’t throw this ball to a Puerto Rican catcher either!!!

  28. askabat

    You mean I coulda had an abortion? Legally?

  29. psmike

    I can’t say what I’d like to call her, but it rhymes with punt.

  30. Mrs. Bush reacts to her own reflection as a hotdog cart pushes by.

  31. Eric

    I see black people

  32. kent j

    Babs finds out they dropped a house on her sister.

  33. Laura Lord Belle

    You are taking me where, New Orleans?

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

  34. realitybasedbob

    NEGREOS!!!

  35. Blue Iris

    Oh wow…look at those muscles – you must workout! This is better than rejuvenation!

  36. em chick

    I vote for Sindell! Thanks-I needed a good laugh this morning!

  37. Biscuit

    Thinking she was enroute to Boston, Barbara Bush soon finds out that she has been sent to the Superdome as punishment for her and her family’s stupidity.

  38. Obert

    OH NO! They are coming to TEXAS! NEGROES

  39. Scott Lomas

    Don’t worry Mrs.Bush. Ortiz doesn’t hurt once he’s inside you. Just ask Manny!

  40. Meir

    Heavens, NO! Mariah Carey is half colored? YIKES!!

  41. Jeff

    ..shortly after Ms. Bush and Rodney Dangerfield’s DNA were mixed up in the transporter this emerged to toss off the opening pitch….

  42. Jen

    AAAAACCKK! BLACK PEOPLE!

  43. GlamorKitty

    Yikes! Are we in the Superdome?

  44. LuvChoo

    Barbara Bush is a waste of humanity and proves God does indeed make mistakes…and apparently lots of them when it comes to this family.

  45. Eden

    Rather than working to improve reproductive choices in poor countries by helping to provide family planning and birth control Angelina Jolie goes over there and buys their babies thereby exploiting poor women’s poverty.

    Why improve the situation when you plan on continuing to go to third world countries and BUY babies because you can’t be bothered having your own?

    Angelina is one f*cked up b*tch.

  46. Eden

    Rather than working to improve reproductive choices in poor countries by helping to provide family planning and birth control Angelina Jolie goes over there and buys their babies thereby exploiting poor women’s poverty.

    Why improve the situation when you plan on continuing to go to third world countries and BUY babies because you can’t be bothered having your own?

    Angelina is one f*cked up b*tch.

  47. Jane

    The American people have the President they deserve.

    You elected him you bozos!

    Now look at the mess you are in. The way Hurricane Katrina was handled made you look like Bangladesh – Hey in fact Bangladesh even donated money to help YOU GUYS out!!

    Ha Ha. You guys are a joke.

    In the meantime the war on Iraq is costing you hundreds of millions of dollars a day. How are you going to pay for it you fools!!!

    Bush has turned out to be a nightmare but you elected him you fools! And why do only half the country turn out at elections. Where are the other half and why don’t they vote. Idiots!

    Hope you are enjoying your amazing President.

    PS: How are you guys going to pay for the Iraq war which is likely to go on for another 5 years by which time the great United States of America will be bankrupt.

    Will you guys all be waving your flags and singing the star spangled banner then?

    Fools.

  48. Jai

    George, put your pants back on!!!!

  49. Cynthia

    “Somebody called me a racist rich bitch!!”

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