Caption It! #69

September 6th, 2005 // 34 Comments
By Miu von Furstenberg
  1. Laura Lord Belle

    HUH? DID I READ IT? UM!!

  2. Roni

    “So Pamela, tell me, why shouldn’t your nipples be in the middle of your breasts?”

    “You no likey Larry?”

  3. Pamela: “I’m younger than your youngest daughter.”
    Larry King: “True, but you are still older than my wife. Funny isn’t it?. . . Seattle, you’re on with Pamela.”

  4. boobsaregreat

    Is he really going to ask me ANOTHER question about my boobs?

  5. CuteBoi Chris

    !Shock as Man Reads Non-Childrens Book To Pam!

  6. Michelle

    As to her nipples being too high: she’s just preparing for the onset of old-lady saggage, that’s all. She’s going to get her money’s worth out of that set.

  7. jaime

    “I’m all set to poke out your eyes with my oddly-placed nipples…go on, say something snarky about my book…I dare ya.”

  8. katie

    whats up with perez’s site
    its been down for days..anyone know…i miss it
    thanks

  9. Daisy

    “So tell me, Pam, is it really all that hard to make it through life being a complete bimbo?”

  10. K

    How appropiate that this one is numbered “69″

  11. LARS

    why’s she gotta be such a skank that she can’t even wear a bra on TV?

    i can’t wait for her to turn 50 and we all run away in disgust.

  12. cooper

    katie, Perez’s site is not even a shadow of it’s former glory. Sadly, it might be better off that way. :(

    As for Pam, just when I begin to think she isn’t as much of a skank as she probably really is, she does things like that.

    I can’t beat Cojo Art Juggernaut’s comment, so I won’t even try. Props :)

  13. b

    100% class free!

  14. Pleasantly disturbed

    Larry; Are those things real?
    Jess.: Umm, you mean my TaTas?
    Larry: Yeah, those. Are they really real?
    Jess.; I think so , Larry. Daddy said they were real.
    Larry: So tell me? Do you think Daddy obsessives about them?
    Jess.: My Titties? My TaTas? Which ones Larry, are you asking me about? Cause Daddy likes them both.

  15. miguelito

    “are you implying that i actually WROTE this book??”

  16. Lars

    OK, so my nipples are not where they should be and I’m lactating! Could we please talk about my runaway hit. “Stacked”? Geez…….

  17. realitybasedbob

    Well actually Larry, at the time I was totally infatuated with Marty Feldman

  18. Her tits are dirty.

  19. TasAnnie

    Excuse me?!? You’re looking at the book, not at my tits!

  20. Stone

    “So . . . word is that at some point in your life you’ve had some plastic surgery. True or no??”

  21. Johnny Chicago

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    You get the rest of it.

  22. Cynthia

    “So tell me Pam, do you ever want to be known for anything other than your boobs?”

  23. SeaBreeze

    I love your site! After Perez went down, (what’s the deal anyway?) I started roaming around and luckily found my way here. :)

  24. superhotchickee

    Pamela Anderson’s tits stare down Larry King. King responds: “Them are some tough titties”.

  25. Daniella

    “So now, can you really shoot laser beams out those like everyone said?”

    “Oh no silly! They shoot flames!”

  26. Chinchilla

    Ewww Larry! If you want this interview to continue you better put that thing away and stop playing with it.

  27. chrissy

    cojo art – hahaha

    I miss Perez too!

    “Boise Idaho, what do *you* think of her boobs?”

  28. bb

    my eyes are just slightly above my perky nips, lare

  29. Dan

    “This old fart needs to see my surgeon.”

  30. BEDhead

    “I have never read a book…well, um, I mean…I’ve *started* reading books, but I don’t, you know, *finish* reading them.”

  31. Spaz Cadet

    “Listen up, girls, Larry’s got a question for ya.”

    I’ve seen this before — a gal tries to get her face at the same level as her boobs so she can kind of interdict the stares directed at her chest. But Pammie, dear, when each is as big as your head (which you made happen) and you’re wearing a see-through shirt (which you picked out), don’t even try to play coy.

  32. Blueprynt

    Larry:See, i thought you were bringing on a magazine, not a book.Thats the only reason i invited you, to see some new pics.
    Pam:Aren’t a book and a magazine the same thing?

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