(Image via Golden Fiddle)
Three models .. one hairstylist stuck in a rut.
Skank. Skankier. Skankiest.
Destiny’s Child performed an homage to their Hero, Micheal Jackson this weekend.
“Hello, Mr. Powers.” “Hello, Mr. Powers.” “Hello, Mr. Powers.”
3 Whores and their Extensions
why the look? the camera man is dangling a cracker in front of the camera.
Tweedle-dee, Tweedle-dum, and Tweedle-dumber
(altho I love Brava & Julie’s, too!)
all u losers wouldent kno wat to do with these grls if they were shoved in ur face
i think what you might have been trying to say was:
all YOU losers WOULDN’T KNOW WHAT to do with these GIRLS if they were shoved in YOUR face.
and apparently YOU wouldn’t know what to do with a dictionary if it were shoved in your face. ouch.
“… resistance is futile ….”
To yeah boy.: I wouldn’t go correcting someone’s spelling when you yourself have neglected to capitalize the first words of your sentences…
And the point of this pic is?????? Are we supposed to care about these three 18 yr old looking girls? (apparently the first one hasnt even gone through puberty yet).
U can find pics like these by just visiting any club’s websites. I just dont see the point of this at all…
Mia> how old are you?? Your last come back was so lame.
Julie! That was gold!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Take note ladies;
that’s what healthy
young women should look like.
Take Note Geigh
That is what every other skank high-school drop out wanna be model looks like who may or may not be wealthy.
It is also what when extensions go all wrong look like
And finally this is the result of women (oh I am sorry 18 year old girls-because if you are 20 or more then you are no longer sexy) believe that there is one way to be beautiful.
I live in New York-I have money-my friends have money and a ridiculous amount of women living in the city do as well and WE DO NOT DRESS THIS WAY NOR DO WE WANT TO.
The girl in the middle actually looks cute, if you take those extension out of her hair. Unfortunately… those lips look pumped. The other two …. look too plastic.
Why is everyone hating on these girls so much?
Look at all of the actresses who always have their boobs popping out at award shows, and everyone admires them and practically worships them.
Does any one recognize the models, especially the two on the left? You’ve probably seen them numerous times in your fashion magazine, and the one in the middle (Isabela Fontana) has been on the cover of Vogue and other fashion magazines god-only-knows times. These girls are probably more wealthy then any of us posting. You have no right to call them whores, they don’t have sex with men for money. There probably living and having the time of their life, and just because they’re so beautiful and lucky, doesn’t mean everyone has to be hating on them so much.
Plus the caption it!’s on this site are getting pointless and stupid.
Oh yes Ashley, everyone is hating on them because they’re rich and beautiful…blah, blah, blah. Who cares, they’re girls…GIRLS (not even considered real women yet)who at the age of 21 wil be considered washed up and won’t know what to do with themselves because there won’t be anyone around like you to worship their sorry skinny asses. Well, except for their over the hill rich bastard sugar daddy who doesn’t give a damn about them except that they remain ultra skinny arm candy and know how to give good head. Oh, and money grubbing plastic surgeon and shrink. WOOOOOOWWWW, what a life…I wish I was like them 🙁 Not all of these girls are dumb, I’ll admit that…but come on…can their lives be THAT worth while? I think not…selling out on your looks? Pathetic…believe me, money isnt’ everything.
And Adam, come down from planet wet dream…just because these skinny models look good in pictures (most airbrushed) doesn’t mean they know how to fuck. Most of these girls and I mean GIRLS would probably break in two if a real man actually tried to have good, hard, sweaty sex with them. Keep reading your playboys little boy; Rosie Palm probably LOOOOOVVVEEESS you.
and the first runner up in the charro look-alike contest is……
coochie, coochie, coo Jen! Great caption! 🙂
Give me a break…this picture was probably taken at some fashion show, they probably look this way because of some wako’s “vision”…and all the girls hating on them….go hit the gym and stop stuffing your mugs with icecream…these chick are good looking, rich and probably a whole lot happier than you….
The two chicks on the left: “Are we Jessiac Simpson yet???”
The chick on the right: “Screw that. Kimberly Stweart, all the way.”
We’re supposed to respec these girls because they get paid thousands of dollars for walking in a straight line and promote the false watermark of beauty? I’m not trying to say that they are wrong for what they do. But respect? Bitch please 😀
HAIR we are!!!!
Why the hell is everyone putting them in such a stereotype? That they’re high school dropouts, are going to be washed up, that they’re sluts, …blah blah blah!?
Okay so maybe everyone isn’t the type of person who likes to travel the world, wear clothing that no one has ever seen before that will change the way people dress season to season year to year, wear and sometimes be given the most gorgeous apparel ever, party (and that doesn’t mean getting high or being a slut), making tons of money, and meeting lots of cool and unique people along the way.
The majority of these models aren’t going to be washed up and marry some 70 year old billionaire. The point of modeling to them is to make money, have fun, and travel the world. A lot of models are even taking some kind of studies while they’re modeling, or they go to college afterwards. What ever they do after modeling, is probably similar to what every other young adult does with his or her life.
you are all a bunch of jerks… Natasha Polly and Isabeli Fontana are one of the best models of today!!! american people . .. always the same…
Katie Holmes completes Scientology Stepford phase.
they are beautiful but the third one looks like trans! LOL look at her nose…
i don’t know what to say about them…Paris Hilton wannabees with bad hair stylists..at least Paris’ lips are real…and possibly her nose (look at Kathy Hiltons)and she said she would never get plastic surgery
There is nothing funny bout these girls. they are my idols.they are the definition of hot.
omg… parishilton… i cannot believe that you are praising her.
Paris Hilton wannabees?! No, she wants to be them, she’s always acting like some fake model/actresses/whatever
plus, they don’t style their own hair
Im so sorry, my real name to be Paris! I am male btw! We all say that we hate Paris Hilton but we LOVE to death to see her next projects, photos, ect just to discuss them! Can’t stand this!
In preperation for the new brothel in Berlin, the prostitutes are already lining up.
Isabeli to camera: “Psst! Look….If you can get us some cheetos, These two are willing to have a three way.”
Sorry ladies, those women are not skinny.
These women are healthy, beautiful, and probably a lot of fun being around. A lot more than what you fat slobs have to offer. And zephyr, these are not the type of girls that would do anything for a cheeto… that’s why they’re so healthy and vibrant.
Here’s another very healthy woman:
w/e ashley…there are some ppl that wont agree with you and i am one of them bitch!
my snapshot from my first trip to the wax museum for c list celebrities. Figures melted from flashbulb heat only shortly thereafter…
“…in a desperate attempt to recoup their losses due to Jennifer Lopez’s new hair cut earlier this year, Wig’s-R-Us was forced to sell off their J-Lo hair extension collection at a 3 for 1 discount. Remarked these lucky customers: “now if we could only find ass implants on sale we’d be all set!!” “
CAN SOMEONE TELL ME, what is the POINT of posting this pic??????????
Ya, so we’re looking at 3 girls who look like skanks, or whatever, but for whaT??
What are we looking for? WHy is this here? Are they celebrities? Is there something special about them? WHAT?
Geigh! you need your own damn blog!! Because you are terribly funny and true I look for all your posts!
C list celebrities? I don’t think so. The two models on the left are some of the most successful in the modeling industry today.
I agree with you. The point of this pic being here i dunno. Their hair looks horrible, outfits kinda hot but slighty slutly, and their models. Maybe actors aren’t doing anything interesting anymore so this website had to resort to models with bad hair?
everybody smile and say “JESSICA SIMPSON AT ALL HER BIRTHDAY PARTIES!” yay,perfect.
I know this is nothing to do in this forum but I always find myself reading at your messages in here. I found myself that I’m loving it like I love tickling. So now I am always here and posting what I can feel about this site, its good isn’t it?
how to have really big hair, look slutty cudos to make up t lots of eyliner and skank yourself up with barely there outfits
Aw, Jenna, I’m honestly happier shoveling ice cream into my mouth than I’d be dieting!!
I could care less who the girls are or what they do, it’s the blank, vapid expressions caught in this picture that crack me up!! I’m not hating on *them* …. just the ridiculous picture. Should see how I caption my *own* pics….!!!
Hey Blue, if expressions brought us as much
pleasure to look at as these blank, gorgeous mugs
people would be posting photos of Judy Tenuta.
LOL no idea who that is…
I figure if I can laugh about myself, I can laugh about others as long as no harm is meant…ya know?
they’re so hot
who cares if their hair is crap
Wow, alien drag queens have landed.
nothing personal, but i dont think these girls are anywhere “good looking”. even with all that make up on they’re still a 6 out of 10 to me.
But thats just my opinion.
And someone said they are famous models?? What are their names? I’ve never seen them at all, so how famous can they be?
Don’t cha wish your girlfriend was a skank like me?
look up at posts above for names
Natasha Polly and Isabeli Fontana (left and middle)
I doubt that the majority of people posting lived as a teenager, young adult, or adult in the 80’s. Maybe a few in the early 90’s. But models back then are what actresses and singers are today. They were the ones who graced magazine covers, were glamorus, worshipped by their fans, constantly in the tabloids, etc, etc, etc…
If it were 1988 right now, more than likely every person would know who these girls are.
It’s interesting the way the tables have turned, and the hottest celebs today, are usually never models (except for Gisele or a vicsec model).
Maybe one day again models will take back magazine covers… who knows
But they are beautiful, have perfect bodies, and eat healthy (call that straving yourself or whatever you want, but just because they don’t stuff themselves with processed foods, and instead with veggies and fruits, doesn’t mean they’re anorexic)
Brava, that’s brilliant. I really did laugh out loud. I like Julie’s too.
Who said 3 heads are better than 1…
The Surgeon General warns that a diet based on cigarettes, coffee, the complete absence of solid food and the occasional narcotic is hazardous to your health. But we found three girls who work it!
This place has more “interns” than JP Morgan
and there hasn’t been a fresh post since 6/29?
Throw us a bone people. What do these interns do?
Blue: I have no doubt your are happier stuffing your face than dieting…..I also suspect your ass is the size of a wide load….and you probably have never stepped into a gym….since usually only fat asses complain about the unrealistic “beauty” standards…..get over it…
straight out of barbarella’s bedazzled vagina.
Oh, this is in the new picture book edition of the OED under “vapid”.
Sucky, Sucky. Me love you longtime.
yes, paris HAS definitely had surgery. I give you…
No offence, no matter what you say, they’re still not pretty. And I’ve never heard of them either.
You must have really high standards for the way a girl looks. If they’re not pretty (especially the one on the left and middle) then the rest of us girls must be absolutely hideous.
whatever, it’s your opinion
Open any women’s magazine (Vogue, Cosmo, Harper’s Bazaar, Elle…) and I will promise you that the girl in the middle, brown hair (Isabeli Fontana) will be in that magazine.
I doubt that you look at many women’s fashion magazine so that’s probably why you’ve never seen them.
Me thinks that Ashley is one of the girls in the picture and is here to make sure that all models in the world are KNOWN, VINDICATED AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD…all while wearing 4 inch spikes, big hair and not an ounce of fat! Models of the world, grab your smokes, your coffee and your bent view on the reality of “healthy” and get a life. Oh, and take the oggling, shallow, superficial men who are all probably middle age, balding and overweight with you. Get a life.
Oh yeah, and I’m sure you’ll all say just how fffaattt I am because I don’t believe in looking like a pre-pubecent boy. The glorification of rail thin is wrong…women should look like women…a little curve is sexy…boobs are sexy. I eat vegetables too Ashley.
Women are still going to try to be thinner, taller (why do you think so many women wear heels?), more beautiful, wear gorgeous clothing, and party a lot. I mean, is that not exactly what these girls are, or at least their lifestyle?
Like it or not, bottom line, women socially and physically try to be them. Maybe you don’t, but the majority do.
And the whole thing that you keep bringing up about middle age men, lusting and worshipping them, is so far from reality. All men lust women, the more beautiful the more men. But that doesn’t mean these girls throw themselves and socialize with these balding, rich, horny, 50 year old men. Your perspective and image of these girl’s lifestyle is so far off. Have you ever meet or hanged out with any models? I didn’t think so.
And none of them are dating or sleeping with rich, old, saggy, men.
“This sleepover was sooooo fun! Next time let’s bypass the hair spray and blush and break into your mommy’s botox stash in the fridge!”
Were hot your not!!!
Wow. Ashley. Try taking a chill-the-fuck-out pill. People are entitled to their opinions of those ‘models’ .. just because you live your life for them (only because you were too ugly to become a model), doesnt mean they are as fabulous as you think.
ps – julie and brava… brilliant captions!