Caption It! #21

June 27th, 2005 // 24 Comments

(Image via A Beastmarkets Daily Companion)

By Miu von Furstenberg

  1. ella

    The real obsession of Tom’s Love

  2. Laura

    I love this man! He is amazing!

  3. Joe Mama

    “Get off me ya little scientology fuck!”

  4. Katie Holmes should have realized that if you date a closeted gay man, you turn into a man yourself.

  5. captainquahog

    “He’s sucking out my soul”!

  6. penny

    “I’m not gay! You don’t even know what’s in ‘gay’! You should really do your research! ‘Gay’ is a street drug!”

  7. David Aames

    ‘I’d rather make out with Christian Bale’.

  8. Spielberg to himself: Oh great, now I’m going to need a tetnis shot.

  9. nicole

    Come here you little alien, let me complete you.

  10. Bonni

    Um, Tom, this “auditing” thing really is starting to creep me out…

  11. A Boy and His Dog

    OK, Tom… maybe it’s time to cut back on the dosage of these “Vitamins” you’re on. (under his breath) I swear, if he starts humping my leg he’ll never work in this town again.

  12. “Tom: A real ladies man.”

  13. Cruisberg! Of course it’s not just a publicity stunt!

  14. raffo

    penis breath

  15. Sean

    Apparently Tom kisses everyone around him, not just katie.
    What’s next, Tom proposes to Steven Spielberg??

  16. lala

    alas, the kiss of death

  17. ttt

    and just when you thought everyone was safe…

  18. Agent

    Tom Cruise, movie star, injects lifesaving vitamins into the cheek of director Steven Spielberg.

  19. steve

    Tom! When your Scientology advisor told you to kiss the beard in public, she meant Katie!

    Not my caption! Taken from Richard at Proceed At Your Own Risk.

  20. ilovstuds

    can someone please give that freakish phony ass some valium or xanax. i am sooo sick of his antics. He creeps me out. I hope his movie bombs.

  21. Jaime

    Tag, you’re it!

  22. realitybasedbob

    At the rock and roll hall of fame dinner, Tom Cruise mistakenly kisses a Ringo Starr look alike who was attempting to crash the party.


  23. When Oompa loompas attack!

  24. Hold still! The only way to get the poison out in time is for me to suck it out. Hold still! Let me suck it!

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