Wow, Paris actually managed to find someone skankier than she is!!!
It was as leading scientists at the center for disease control feared- The Stupid, nicknamed ‘teh dumb’, is highly contagious.
DJ: “Throw your hands in the air
If you’re a whore and you just don’t care
You plan to screw somebody in here
And you never put on underwear!”
Another unsuspecting clubgoer succumbs to the smell eminating from Paris’ vagina.
I guess Paris dug up Beeltejuice’s sisther :P
Despite sharing one liver, the conjoined twins still managed to partake in the evenings festivities
yo i juss smoked 1 of p’s special home rolled cigs lolzolozlzolzozlllllooolll
“No y’all I been to 6 clubs already and I finally found her I’m gonna freak her bony ass all night”
After powdering her nose, Lindsay Lohan challenges Paris to a dance off
paris’s new bitch does the bijou
Mind if I vomit on your back?
Welcome to “All whore’s night!!”
is that natasha lyonne?
Fug and Fuglier
HA! i thought i was messed up! i’ve got my tranny-dick in Paris’ ass and she has no clue!
Gosh, I have only been to six clubs tonight and your are just starting to look good. Maybe I gotta chance now!
I just shat right behind you.
The only club Paris can get into now, Club We Tall Did.
“I survived Paris Hilton’s new perfume and all I got were 6 hospital bracelets, 13 pints of saline, 3 tetanus shots, and a tour of Paris’ favorite Herpes spots.”
I mean Really..?!!? She has NO idea Perez is Gay and not related to HER?!!
Anelanaeole, now THAT’s a t-shirt I would wear! Hilarious!
That Paris will stop at nothing to track down someone who makes her look good; not always an easy task for her crack team.
that girl is cory kennedy
You are right, that is Cory Kennedy!
Who is Cory Kennedy?
“Just a few more drinks and I think I can convince her to give my cooter and clit some mad rubz with that bony elbow”
Paris replaces Nicole with a new sidekick. She was quoted saying “Nicole started telling me that I should not be using drugs, and dress less slutty, and stuff like that…Whatever. My new friend Natasha is so much more fun. She agrees and aproves of me”.
“Paris, always the social standard, certainly knows how to project a certain class while using illicit drugs. Much better than our friend Pete Doherty ,seen here in drag….”
girl: i cant stand the smell of her cheap perfume but atleast i will be on socialitelife.com
paris: whatever, biotch.
ALL HAIL HERPES
“Hey Paris…the purple wrist band is for a dance, the blue one is for sexual favors, so i hope you have a camera handy”
Yeah I farted…jealous?
Paris being charitable and helping out the Make a Wish Foundation by taking a dying girl to a club and making her look like a fabulous whore.
YEAH, PARIS. I HAD THIS BALL IMPLANTED IN THE TIP OF MY NOSE TO MAKE IT EASIER TO SPREAD YOUR LABIA WHILE I’M TWISTING YOUR NIPPLES…
Goodness, why are people talking about paris so much, there is nothing interesting about this picture, just that shes dancing with some girl that looks high, yeah, sure it makes her look bad, bey hey!, at least we dont have to deal with her.
“Now that all the guys have taken her for a ride, it’s MY turn for a test drive!”
hey thats the cobrasnake.com’s photo whore!!!!Shes all over that website!!!
why is that brunette so ugly?
and why is the cobrasnake fucking her?
She looks 12, and probably is
hahaha. I went to school with her last year, she occasionally showed up for history with me this year. I knew she was popular, but she stopped talking to us and ditched.. pretty much everything. She’s famous for being famous and she needs a comb, or a shower, or both.
I guess she’s pretty fabulous in her own way though.
who the fuck is natasha??? thats not her, but anyways, cory kennedy is the shit, paris hilton sucks ass. youre all a bunch of fuckers
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