“The Freakshows Table”
Stinky, Fatty, Drunky and Piggy, 4 of the seven degenerate dwarves out for a night on the town.
isn’t it funny when the guy with blue hair is the most normal one there?
Drunk, Drunk, Drunk, GOOSE
A slut, a fat pig, a weirdo, and a queen. And that just describes Perez. Paris, Kelly, and Amy were next to him.
Is that fat lop with the blue hair Perez serious! Bahahahahahaha! What a clown.
Loser, Freak, Loser, Loser.
it is scary to think they think they are at the “cool” table.
but i guess some of those meds (they take) might leave them with a somewhat cooling after-affect, but then again i’ve never had an std so what do i know.
Fug. Fugly. Fuglier. Fugliest.
Mirror, Mirror on the wall. Who’s the fugliest of them all?
“At least herpes isn’t a fashion choice.”
We’re all stars now in the freak show.
(the dope show parody)
Herpes is the new black. Itch it, own it!
Perez: “Guffaw! Hee-haw!”
Once just an ugly, fat gay man with a popular blog, Perez painfully morphed after sitting down with the Fugly Three from Slutwhorovia. “Ow my balls hurt, Make it stop!” He said at first. But when he realized the photo op with his new Smurfarrific hair and the invisible yet visible blue sinus mask would make excellent publicity, he said “Yay, go me, it’s my birthday, shake ya booty, take my pic.” And his blog gained even more success.
Now he’s not just gay, he’s Big Gay Smurf!
OMG!! It’s freekin’ Frankenberry with blue hair!!! Go to the link below to see for yourself!
What a joke!
Frankenstein’s Monster forces alcoholic women to sit at his table in order to protect him from villagers with pitchforks chanting “perez must die”. Note how uncomfortable even the drunkest one is.
Shaster totally wins!!!!
Jason, Kelly isn’t that obese…she just looks like it when you stick her in between Trampy and Twiggy.
Paris Hilton poses next to newest exhibit at Madame Tussauds simply titled “Ridiculous.” Her next photo op?–a smashed Robbie Williams, on all fours, pretending to be an end table.
Paris Hilton poses next to the newest exhibit at Madame Tussauds simply titled “Ridiculous.” Her next photo op?–a smashed Robbie Williams, on all fours, pretending to be an end table.
Paris thinks, Where did it all go wrong?
So The Herp, The Hog, The Hound and The Hustler walk into a bar…
Perez Hilton has sandpaper in his Vagina.
Paris Hilton, Kelly Osborne and Amy Winehouse pose with Cookie Monster at the Fraggle Rock Reunion Party.
What’s with Amy Winehouse? She’s a drunkin slag who I wouldn’t touch to scratch.
Whore: Dirty, Fat, Foreign, Fame
This isnt a caption – I want to say something snarky – but come on – have u heard Amy Winehouses album – it is fuckin fabulous and i just be nasty…
A walking STD, Two Drunks, and a weirdo. They don’t make celeberitys like they use to .
Three great arguments for birth control, minus Amy whoever, who I don’t have a clue about…although, hanging with these fungi make me seriously doubt her standards…
Having Actual Talent: Which one of these things is not like the others?
Bottom-feeding famewhores table for one?
The Four Horse (Wo)Men of the Apocalypse
“We’ve all got a dick in our box”
My vote goes to the only one that made me laugh (do I get a vote?):
“Pssssssst, Paris! I said ONE ugly, friend!”
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse…
Amy is giving Paris the “eat shit” look!
Douches, table of 4.
Why is Amy Winehouse with them?!?! NOOOOOOO!!!
Kelly, I don’t know whose worse, the freak with blue hair or the bitch with one good eye!
“They’re creepy and they’re kooky;
Mysterious and spooky;
They’re altogether ooky….”
when drag queens collide.
the four horse faces of the apocalypse
Suzzyyyyy…. Call the make up artist and tell her she is fired!
1. A queen and his court.
2. Frankenlocks and the three bare…naked hos.
3. Frankenfreak and the three skanks.
Strange. Stranger. Strangest. Stranger.
The gina club
Skanky Smurf, Chunky Smurf, Drunky Smurf, and Fairy Smurf.
Three men and a lady