Caption It! #1

May 24th, 2005 // 31 Comments

(Image via Lady Bunny)

By Miu von Furstenberg

  1. Talk about haulin’ ass!

  2. seamus

    Star Jones on a mad dash to all you can eat buffet!

  3. Ella

    Good one Seamus!

  4. jon

    Oh my god, it’s Aretha Franklin and she’s of course, heading straight for the camera. Watch out, watch out!!!!

  5. ma

    What if I have diarrhea?

  6. ma

    It’ll be a shitstorm

  7. Does my ass look big on this!?

  8. “After murdering her husband, Al Reynolds, Starr Jones leads police on a slow police chase on through Los Angeles.”

  9. Oh no! A crack in my windshield!

  10. Amy

    Lean over honey, you’re covering up the crotch rocket!

  11. Mari

    Back that ass up!

  12. Do you feel a breeze?

    Gives new meaning to the term “Driver’s Tan”.

  13. bingo bob

    Motorcycle purist puts aerodynamics over attire.

  14. reesha

    Matrix Re-loaded: The deleted scene!

  15. New meaning to the term “Hershey Highway.”

  16. steph

    that hair is really gross, who would duplicate it.

  17. mediaphyter

    Running on eco-friendly fuel.

  18. saint

    Beyonce speeding away with Jay Z on his new moped to get away from Papa Knowles who is seeking vengeance after being fired for diddling the dancers

  19. Justinfatuation21

    Well if they want to move faster all she got to do is light a match and cut the cheese…next thing you know they’ll be in the book or world records.

  20. chelsea

    Get your ass outta my way!

  21. Max

    My eyes! My eyes! Auuuuuuuuuuuggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh!

  22. I think anne wins: “Oh no! A crack in my windshield!”

  23. Ella

    Actually it wasn’t anne. If you put the cursor under the picture (on Bunny’s name) you will see that was the original caption. Still funny though. The best is Star Jones and the buffet comment.

  24. Cachete

    Traffic was a mess, literally

  25. anonymous

    road block

  26. ElCapitan

    Gives a whole new meaning to rearview

  27. anon

    what’s that white string?

  28. That guy over there

    Is there a fish market nearby?

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