Caption Giorgio Armani

December 31st, 2007 // 18 Comments

Photos: Bauer-Griffin Online

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin Online

By Michael Prieve
  1. angie

    I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.

  2. TR

    WOW i thought so many things!!

    Sand in the pants!

    Its so dangly hahah!

  3. James

    I must say, he looks pretty fuckin’ good for 73. He wants you to want his bulge.

  4. James

    He looks pretty fuckin’ good for 73! He wants you to want his bulge.

  5. James

    BULGE I SAY!

  6. LeslieD

    Hot guys in the background. Is that a male only club? a gay resort? And, yeah, if he is 73 he looks pretty good. Not sure why he is wearing droopy drawers. Surely his designer staff could nip and tuck for some support.

  7. LeslieD

    Hot guys in the background. Is that a male only club? a gay resort? And, yeah, if he is 73 he looks pretty good. Not sure why he is wearing droopy drawers. Surely his designer staff could nip and tuck for some support.

  8. DruNken LauRen

    considering his age, i guess he is not that bad looking. are those swimming trunks or undies??? or as we say, chones????

  9. fellasheowed

    christ this door handle is starting to bug me…i bet ralph lauren is looking for an even bigger one

  10. bmobaggins

    the new armani summer septagenarian line. can’t wait.

  11. pink

    Hurry get the kids out of the pool..

    Here comes Grandpa Studs with his bits and pieces bouncing around…

    AYYYYYYYYYEEE

  12. rkk

    We should all be so lucky to look like that when we’re seventy.

  13. Anne Arkham

    I was just reading about him in “Deluxe” by Dana Thomas (pg. 112). He suffered severe burns as a child when an Allied cartridge he found exploded. He was engulfed in flames and spent 40 days in the hospital, where he was submerged in vats of pure alcohol. His quote: “Those were disagreeable times, and their memory remains.”

    He looks good.

  14. A window into the future

    George Clooney in 2009.

  15. Jane Pitt

    I am salivating….yummy…

  16. Couture

    Love your clothes, Georgio. Your speedo needs to be a bit more snug. Are you really 73? I understand that Clooney is a friend of yours. He looks like he’s morphing in to an Italian gigolo. Do you approve? How does one design for a gigolo?

    Donatella says, “GET OUT!!!” ;-)

  17. leilah

    6-1/2 months shy of 74?? Gio, you look fabulous, with a body a man 15 years younger would envy! (And in the U.S.? 20 yrs.)

  18. Shafonda

    Dang he look good fo an ole man. C’ept dat white speedo ain’t doin him no justice.

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