“Just look in the camera, Lindsay…look, Lindsay, look..it’s right there…look, dammit!”
“Wait, Michael, she’s not looking.” Then, “Maybe she’s defective. Think we can send her back? I mean, what good is she if we can’t cash in on this kid?”
HURRY UP AND TAKE THE DAMN PICTURE BEFORE I DROP HER, MY CROTCH IS ON FIRE!!!!!
Dina: “What the fuck is this?? I wanted someone I could exploit while I go party with their friends who aren’t even half my age, not this… creature. What am I supposed to do with THIS???”
Dina: “Hmm… I think you’re on to something.”
trash begets trash
eerily foreshadowing future parties…Dina screams: THEYRE ALL GOING TO LAUGH AT YOU!!! LINDSAY….THEYRE ALL GOING TO LAUGH AT YOU!!!
“Um, could someone hold this for me? Raoul’s got a fat rail lined up on his dick for me over there.”
eerily foreshadowing Lindsay’s life…Dina screams: THEYRE ALL GOING TO LAUGH AT YOU!!! LINDSAY….THEYRE ALL GOING TO LAUGH AT YOU!!!
Why hasn’t Hollywood noticed my eerie resemblance to Elizabeth Berkley? I shall raise my child to wreak havoc on their evil elitist society. [insert evil laugh here] But first, I shall get high!!
Only some Jersey trash could be quite so fug.
Everything about this photo is perfect. I actually saw the best photo of the trainwreck herself, and I find it simply appropos. Check out http://www.hollywoodzombies.com , I work with them, and you have to check out the pic of Linds! Its perfect!! Why does Dina look like she’s smelling shit?
“I have to wait how long before this starts paying off?!!!!”
Dina – What the fuck is this Michael??
Lindsay – Oooh I sure hope they treat my diaper rash w/ some of that white powdery stuff
“What the hell am I supposed to do with it?!”
gee mary anne, only someone named mary anne could be so fucking ignorant.
she’s not from new jersey, she’s from Long Island. which is part of New York, in case you’re also geographically challenged.
don’t sully my state.
“There is no sober..only Zuul!”
Somebody pass me a Bartles and James…I can open the bottle using my tremendous overbite.
(Those wine coolers were popular 20ish years ago, right? Ew.)
Vampira welcomes the the newest addition to her blood(er, publicity)-sucking clan, Vampirella!
Lindsay: What do you mean there is no vodka in my bottle?
Dina: Just wait, little one… just wait…
Mommy’s breastmilk is so addicting! It’s like cocaine!
“Ugh — This thing stinks. Will you take it away already?”
did she have surgery and babies look the same
Lindsay (while scrunching smile)-I love your well stocked bar, mom! And is that confectionery sugar (I mean cocaine)on the table?
Dina- **PSST** Shut up and give ‘em your “I’m ready for my close up, Mr. DeMille” look!
I just can’t believe my eyes that she has had that nasty little scowl on her face since babyhood. By the way, I was a MUCH cuter baby.
Does this kid make my hair look big?
Funny how you all think your cool to cut other people down. You are all perfect and have more money than Lindsey Lohan I am sure. Imagine if we all respected each other…..
Does this kid make my hair look big?”
“So, whaddaya think? A quarter O-Z for this? It’s awful cute. C’mon, a quarter.”
When you read about a PERPETUALLY CLUELESS starlet who often burns the candle at both ends and doesn’t care about the consequences, it is very hard to respect her or anyone like that!
And for the record, her name is LindSAY, not LindSEY!
Is it just me or is anyone else thinking “ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW”!!!???!!!
“Dammit Michael, hurry up take this fuckin’ polaroid. I can’t wait to see this lil ol’ ‘white suprise’ you hid in her diaper. Was it in here the whole bus trip, and what you mean it’s gonna to make m- i mean us famous?”
“WHY DO I HAVE TO HOLD IT??!!”
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