Ugly. There’s a caption for you.
I’ll see your Ugly & raise you a Very Scary & Gross
need a warning first before you post pics like that, thank you very much
Let’s just say I could fit in there with room to spare and leave it at that — Okay?
“That’s where I’m going to put his tramp stamp, teehee”
That’s where you make babies…told you I was straight!
Do I really have to touch Liza one more time, before I collect the money? The Jungle was easier!! Sorry, I love Liza. My PR Firm is…….
Yes, even THAT looks more like a human face than MY face does.
“My mother told me, boys who touch girls there go to HELL.”
I’m trying to look like an aged Howie from the Backstreet Boys. I’m also trying to convince you I like women…isn’t that where my peen goes? No? Oops.
“Where I hid from Liz”
That is one of the ugliest men I have ever seen.
“So that’s what a woman’s stomach looks like!”
WOW!!! That has got to be the best fudge i EVER tasted! I’m going back in for more!