im sorry, but is it me or do all 3 look pretty damn good??
Big Brother part 9 1/2……………….I wish I could make money for having a so called Bad Life……squandered millions…………unimaginable sex offers etc………………go for it boys
“Douchebags ‘R Us”
Loser, Loser, Double Loser. As if, whatever, get the picture, duuh!
The “We’re Still Relevant ’07” tour continues…
Actually, the Coreys look surprisingly good, Haim looks much better since losing the weight.
Welcome to d-list hell!
*Corey Haim’s eyebrows are better groomed than mine.
“Out of the 3, only Todd has his original nose left. Cocaine is a helleva drug”.
Ok guys,heres the plan,we build a time machine that will take us back to 1986!
Remember kids… don’t do drugs.
“Hey Everyone! We’re not dead!!!”
“To Catch a Predator”
Swapping tips on eyebrow maintenence, crack recipes and get-away cars…
The new cast of My Three Felons (whoops, I meant Sons). Tom Sizemore will star in the role previously played by Fred MacMurray.
Don Juan, The Fonz, and an ex-con…
I’m excited to see them back on the scene, maybe it’s going to be their time again! You never know, Haim is looking pretty good again. Especially with everything he has been through, self induced I know but everyone deserves another chance.
“Hi, we’re hanging on by our fingernails, and hiding it badly.”
Which would be best?
a) All three kicked in the balls at exactly the same time.
b) All three kicked in the balls one at a time, at 3 second intervals.
c) All three kicked in the balls while suspended upside down.
d) All three kicked in the balls by David Beckham in front of a packed L.A. Coliseum.