More Carrot Top scariness after the jump.
Why does he hate himself so much? He has Daddy issues, doesn’t he.
OMFG. I think Carrot Top made a mistake last night and forgot to wash up after his drag session.
HAHA, Carrot has been doing site injections in his detls, lol. That is what he did for real, just for those of you that are not in the know. A common practice among bodybuilders to bring up a lagging bodypart. In his case, he wants more shoulder width
I’m no expert, but I’d say that it was more than just site injections.
his facial shape has actually changed, like so many who abuse steroids.
So sexu in a Danny Bonaduce/Ronald McDonald on steroids kinda way.
Boy – Strawberry Shortcake is really bulking up. She better cut down on her protein bars!
WTF is this!? I think his shoulder implants have fallen to the side of his arms! How gross! I don’t quite get what effect he is trying to accomplish, other than horrendous!
KATHY! KATHY GRIFFIN!
Oh wait, my bad.
Ooh la la. The black fingernail polish matches the eyebrows–Permanent make-up or in other words tattoos. They are too dark but that is the least of his worries.
looks like he thinks he’s a pinup girl or something. ew!
I wonder… do the eyebrows match the rug… if it did that would take a lot of crayon!!
He needs to fire his personal trainer for making his arms look like that. He scares small children. And me.
He’s finally found a way to make us laugh.
Yeah, people tell me I’m pretty ripped for a chick…
If you want my body and you think I’m sexy come on baby let me know. 🙂
oh my DEAR SWEET G*D! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Screw captioning this – just TAKE IT DOWN!!
Um, what the hell is wrong with this guy? He gives me the creeps….
You all are just a bunch of haters! Carrot top is the most beautiful woman in all of puppetland!
Holy crap — he has wings! Like a high-end pantyliner!
Dude do some squats and build up those toothpicks you are walking around on!
I think poor CarrotTop is spending a lot of time and money on “improvements” only to look like a cross between Thundercat’s “Lion-o” and Ronald McDonald.
Sad, sad, sad…
WOW!! He is muscular I don’t remember seing him that big!! Yea…He is a comedian and who knows why he’s wearing eye makeup. Maybe he did’nt have time to clean himself up.. I have’nt seen carrot top in years WOW what a change.
Carrot Top // Cathy Griffin = Separated at Birth
Baby Jane on steroids…ewww gross!
Stop the comedy and make horror films.
Doesn’t he look like Lion-O from ThunderCats?
Thunder. Thunder! THUNDERCATS! Hoooooooooooo!
*ThunderCats eerie music sound plays in the background*
He’ll f*ck all you up…so keep talkin bitches.
He’ll f*ck all you up…so keep talkin b*tches.
Ronald McDonald meets the new ‘Steroid Blizzard’ at McD’s
Dear Godinheaven, does this man not know how truly frightening he looks???
He’s wearing blue nail polish, and his eyebrows appear to be penciled in!
Well…. that’s what his parents get for giving him a name like Carrot Top….. do you think he was “touched by Daddy”
His arm pit cracks look worse than Blow-han’s girl gizmo.
Dude, Botox those pits ASAP.
I’m so glad other people saw the synthol injection points besides me.
How sad to be this guy.
lol……he looks like Lionel from thundercats…
YUMMY I’d hit it!!!!!!!!
This is what Dingleberry eating will do to you.
When his carrotness looks into the camera with his tongue extended to me like this, I melt into a blubbering little girl.
I hope VH1 will do “FLAVA OF CARROT”
Lol! – you totally stole my posting punk! I was just about to post something about him looking JUST LIKE LIONEL from freaking Thundercats…
Wow…can’t believe you beat me to it, hahahaha.
HE SCARED ME SO MUCH I PEED A LITTLE! MAKE IT GO AWAY!
A few more reps and he’ll look just like Fergie.
Carothead, whats with the makeup, do you think you can’t tell your wearing any?
Newsflash, the eyebrows are a dead give away.
the carrot’s gone michael jackson on us.
maybe his props are just heavy:)
or maybe he has BECOME HIS ACT – A PROP!!!
(cue: twilight-zone theme).
I love him!
Nothing like a freckled red head on steroids…Bleh!!! 🙁
Ronald McDonald SMASH!!!
Carrot Top signed as Bat-Villain “Flamer”
I’m too sexy for my …hair?
Strangely looks like Phillis Diller on scarrrreoids….doing his own makeup in a rush should never over line the brows they look like furry caterpilla’s
Doesn’t ‘roid use cause hair loss?!?! Could explain the fake eyebrows and the not-too-real looking hair…..check out some old pictures and see how freakish this wig looks! Dude, go back to Charlotte and get “normal” again!
He’s like a gay satan clown.
Dude, if you naturally looked like Ronald McDonald, what would you do? He has issues because he’s a serious “ginger” as South Park would put it, with a crazy look…….
The man naturally looks like a Red-Headed drag queen w/ the highest naturally arched eyebrows that i’ve ever seen on a man with no makeup at all. Now he’s tried to correct it by added a “Ronald on Mc-steroids” effect w/ makeup……..bad move! He seems to be torn between looking like the girl-boy which works well in his comedy skits or being taken as a seriously as a sex symbol who needs more female attention in his life and maybe is tired of being picked on……….
He has an absolutely beautiful head of hair in a color that most women would die for! I think that he was devishly cute(in a femininely boyish way) before and should have left his eyebrows and the body building alone…….and he should definitely never, ever touch fingernail polish, brow liner or face makeup………some men just look better with softer features….
Gingers don’t have souls.
Amazing how so many guys seem so jealous of the ThunderCat character Lion-O, who looks nothing like Carrot Top. There may be superficial resemblances such as similarities in hair color and the fact that Carrot Top is wearing blue here however Lion-O is still insanely gorgeous nonetheless.
Even though he’s only a cartoon character, so many men can’t seem to stand that.