Candy Spelling Must Be Extremely Bored

June 17th, 2007 // 10 Comments

Candy Spelling posted another one of her letters on TMZ. This time it was an open letter to Britney Spears. I honestly don’t understand why she does these. Is she sleeping with Harvey Levin?

Dear Britney:

You made me do it. I didn’t plan to write another letter now. I took two weeks off from because I didn’t feel strongly about what anyone was doing — or else I couldn’t decide which side to believe.

You’ve driven me back to my laptop to ask why, if you have to slither in and out of cars, do clumsy imitations of gymnasts and wear clothes that are just too tight, trashy or skimpy, do you have to pose in front of photographers all the time? We’ve seen the body parts, poses and clumsy attention-seeking tricks before. You’re wearing out your welcome. Some people never can turn away from a train wreck, so who can blame the photographers for waiting for your next one? Do you really want captions such as TMZ’s own “Victim of Pap Smear” and “Does Britney Change Clothes for Cash” to be your legacy? You can do much better.


The letter continues, and plus more photos of Britney Spears at the nail salon, after the jump.

Unlike some others who are famous for being famous, you initially earned the fame and respect you achieved. You were a giant star, a Mouseketeer, a singer whose song titles became part of everyone’s vocabulary. You made some missteps. We all do. But, when you become more famous for hideous, irresponsible actions than accomplishments, it’s time to step back and figure out where you want your life to go. So many young girls still see you as a role model. Give those kids a reason to look up to you. They’re probably even tired of the endless speculation about what undergarments you may or may not be wearing. I know their parents would like you to move on and get dressed. Even the school uniform was more dignified.

You’re doing all right with the wigs. I know the paparazzi have a bounty on your (wigless) head. I think it’s great that you have a variety of wigs (some very stylish) when you go out in public. If you do feel you need to show how your hair is growing back, at least make a deal with a photographer to sell the photo and donate the money to charity. Do you know what a statement that would make?

Enough with the sorry grabs for attention. Deep down, especially for your sons, people want you to succeed. You can always get attention if you need it. Visit someone famous in jail and attract a zillion photographers if you’re that addicted to fame. Americans like winners. We like those stories about what people do with second chances. How about a moratorium on train wrecks and some time out for paying back the fans who helped you succeed?


Candy Spelling


By Jessica Marx

  1. sandy

    Spelling needs to shut up. Yes Britney is a trainwreck. But at least she hasn’t carved her face up to look like an alien.

  2. tiffany

    britney spears is the wrost dressed celeb, and the shameless one. we will see consequence soon.

  3. Tonysgirl

    She is just expressing her view point just like anyone else. And what she says has some merit about this being Britneys legacy (what else has the girl done, besides mess herself up).

    Britney is a major train wreck, and the ride isn’t over yet.

  4. shell

    The way she writes reminds me of the letters serial killers send to the police and media. CREEPY!

  5. Mr. T

    Ms. Spelling obviously has too much time on her hands. She’d do more good volunteering her time at a homeless shelter instead of writing letters that cheeto-slut would just laugh at.

  6. L

    I like that instead of talking behind her back she is saying right to Brit-brit. Obvioulsy she feels brit is in need of guidance and instead of talking about it with everyone else is going straight to her.

  7. sarah

    I LOVE how she writes: “Enough with the sorry grabs for attention.”

    What the heck does she think she’s doing with TMZ?

  8. Anonymous

    I dont know why Candy Spelling even wastes her time to even write these letters anyways….Shitney Spears doesnt care what people think of her anyways so Candy needs to just sit down. She needs to take a look at her own Fugly daughter who looks like a Tranny…

  9. AJ

    Nah, I think Candy needs to find a man, drag him home to her palace, lock the two of them inside of a bedroom, and go at it!

    Need to shut a woman up? Give her what she needs!

  10. Sabrina

    She needs not speak of others bad habits when the witch has BAS HABITS OF HER OWN, concerning her daughter which she put SECOND her whole life .. NORMAL mothers just do not do shiot like that.

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