Camila Alves is Pretty Only by Association

May 19th, 2010 // 4 Comments

And if Camila Alves objects to this headline, no one would be able to understand her objection anyway.

But really, think about it. Who is Camila Alves and what does she do? Here are her stats.

- She’s dating Matthew McConaughey — after two kids, he should really decide if he wants to put a ring on it.

- Somehow she managed to be part of a winning gene combo and produced Levi and Vida, two super adorable kids. Seriously, could Levi be any cuter shopping at Planet Blue in Malibu?

- She’s a “model” and hangs out with Gisele Bundchen. Now, who are you really looking at leaving the Studio City gym in these pictures? The stumpy girl with the glasses OR the tall blonde in spandex. Really.

Her secret is simple: surround yourself with beautiful people and you might be considered pretty by association.

By Samantha Eng
  1. Anita

    …because Camila Alves isn’t pretty? Really?
    I have beautiful friends and I happen to be the least attractive out of all of them and I would say that surrounding myself with beautiful people hasn’t really helped my self-image issues. But they aren’t my friends because they’re beautiful, they’re my friends because I get along with them. What a shallow post!

  2. kat

    She really is very unnatractive. I don’t get it.

  3. Storm34

    The first line in ” And if Camila Alves objects to this headline, no one would be able to understand her objection anyway” [rotflmfao]
    You musta have watched Shear Genius and yeah she can be a little hard to understand but has cute kids! .

  4. MJ

    Lately I have been thinking the same thing. Well, about what she is famous for other than hooking up with Matthew Mcconaughey. I don’t think she’s ugly or anything (although of course I noticed Gisele before Camila in those photos), but she really is only famous for being with someone famous. Not like Gisele who actually worked for her wealth and fame.

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