Cameron Diaz Hangs Up Surfboard
Despite the fact that she was publicly discussing her latest conquest’s penis size (Cameron Discusses Kelly Slater’s Size), Cameron Diaz has already moved on. To a big hunk of a man! Seriously, he looks like he would crack her in half.
FORGET Kelly Slater – Cameron Diaz has her eye on “Blood Diamond” Oscar-nominated actor Djimon Hounsou. They showed up at Hyde in L.A. Thursday night and, according to X17online.com, were “all over each other . . . They arrived around 1:30 a.m. and stayed for about an hour. They cozied up to each other at a table and left together in Cameron’s black Prius. While Cameron was all smiles when they left, Djimon kept his head down, partially hiding his face under his cap.”
You know Djimon was hiding his face cuz’ he knows he’s #2 on the rebound list and she’s known to be a little freaky. And I don’t mean “freaky” as in “sexually adventurous” or “limber and likes to show it”, I mean “freaky” as in “she’ll roll up on her ex-boyfriend and his Moms at an awards afterparty and start yelling at them both and demanding attention”. She’s gone there.