Busty Brooke Shows Off Her Implants

August 8th, 2008 // 4 Comments

Check it out, the Hogan Family jewels are totally cubic zirconia. OK, so these things dangling off Brooke Hogan‘s chest might actually be real, but judging by her hair color and her tan–I’m just saying, it would totally go with the theme she’s got going on.

I saw a promo for an upcoming episode of her painfully dull reality TV show, which is so incredibly fake and everyone in it is obviously cast that it manages to make The Hills look like a hard-hitting BBC documentary.

In the teaser, Brooke expresses her excitement at Spring Break. Yes, I know you’re asking yourself the same thing as I am, “A break from WHAT exactly?” But then I realized that it takes a lot of hard work to look this good.

Check out all the photos of Brooke Hogan in the gallery.


Check it out, the Hogan Family jewels are totally cubic zirconia. OK, so these things dangling off Brooke Hogan‘s
chest might actually be real, but judging by her hair color and her
tan–I’m just saying, it would totally go with the theme she’s got going
on.

I saw a promo for an upcoming episode of her painfully dull reality TV show, which is so incredibly fake and everyone in it is obviously cast that it manages to make The Hills look like a hard-hitting BBC documentary.

In the teaser, Brooke expresses her excitement at Spring Break. Yes, I
know you’re asking yourself the same thing as I am, “A break from WHAT
exactly?” But then I realized that it takes a lot of hard work to look this good.Check out all the photos of Brooke Hogan in the gallery.

By Lisa Timmons
asl

  1. D'luv

    I totally was up late one night drifting in and out of sleep on the couch, and this whore machine came on the TV.

    I sat through a whole episode where all that happened was this broad invited some surfer to her birthday party then she got drunk because she missed her ex. Then she tried to dry-bang her gay roommate.

    Yeah, baby, we’re real concerned.

  2. killershoes

    Sunscreen doesn’t work.. here comes someone who will soon make Donatella Versace afraid.

  3. sandy

    Her boobs are real. Fake ones look like baseballs or softballs. Real ones over a size “C” hang naturally like a pendant.

  4. Just Sayin...

    “OK, so these things dangling off Brooke Hogan’s chest might actually be real, but judging by her hair color and her tan–I’m just saying, it would totally go with the theme she’s got going on.”

    Um, her entire family is blond and incredibly tan. They live in Florida and she apparently spends more than her fair share at the beach. Explain to me your “theory” about her breasts being fake based on her hair color and the fact that she’s tan? Idiotic.

Leave A Comment