Busty Brooke Shows Off Her Implants

Check it out, the Hogan Family jewels are totally cubic zirconia. OK, so these things dangling off Brooke Hogan’s chest might actually be real, but judging by her hair color and her tan–I’m just saying, it would totally go with the theme she’s got going on.

I saw a promo for an upcoming episode of her painfully dull reality TV show, which is so incredibly fake and everyone in it is obviously cast that it manages to make The Hills look like a hard-hitting BBC documentary.

In the teaser, Brooke expresses her excitement at Spring Break. Yes, I know you’re asking yourself the same thing as I am, “A break from WHAT exactly?” But then I realized that it takes a lot of hard work to look this good.

Check out all the photos of Brooke Hogan in the gallery.


Check it out, the Hogan Family jewels are totally cubic zirconia. OK, so these things dangling off Brooke Hogan’s
chest might actually be real, but judging by her hair color and her
tan–I’m just saying, it would totally go with the theme she’s got going
on.

I saw a promo for an upcoming episode of her painfully dull reality TV show, which is so incredibly fake and everyone in it is obviously cast that it manages to make The Hills look like a hard-hitting BBC documentary.

In the teaser, Brooke expresses her excitement at Spring Break. Yes, I
know you’re asking yourself the same thing as I am, “A break from WHAT
exactly?” But then I realized that it takes a lot of hard work to look this good.Check out all the photos of Brooke Hogan in the gallery.