Bryce Dallas Howard Gives Birth to a Baby Boy…Or Does She?

February 20th, 2007 // 6 Comments

This past Friday, Bryce Dallas Howard was visited by the stork and was left with a bouncing baby boy. It’s the first child for her and her husband, Seth Gabel. Entertainment Tonight reports:

Her rep confirmed the birth to People, but did not provide details about the newborn’s name or weight. Bryce is the daughter of acclaimed director RON HOWARD. Her breakout role was as a blind village girl in M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN’s ‘The Village.’ She went on to star in his theatrical follow-up, ‘Lady in the Water.’

But as it turns out, the son to whom she gave birth is actually…HER FATHER! GASP! SHOCK! HORROR!

I’m sorry. That was my sad attempt at a surprise ending for this blog post.

By Lisa Timmons

  1. theoriginalbitch

    Lisa, sweetheart, you are definitely trying too hard. Your post are getting tedious.

  2. Loob

    “What a twist!!”

  3. Lindsay

    Your attempt at a “surprise ending” wasn’t cool at all. Ron Howard is a highly respected director and actor and father. So like theoriginalbitch said, “Quit it and stop being tedious.”

  4. Loob

    You obviously didn’t get the joke, Lindsay.
    It wasn’t a slam against Ron Howard, but more a joke about the ridiculous twist endings in all the Shyamalan movies.
    Before you behave like a bitch, you could at least make sure you actually understand what’s going on.

  5. Tonysgirl

    #1, 2, 3 and 4 I think you all need to take a break from commenting you all seem a bit stressed out.

  6. me

    Why don’t you all just shut up? I mean that in a nice way. Anyway I just think it’s cool that she has a baby now.

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