Uncomfortable Brunch With Tom Cruise And Katie Holmes

Tom Cruise took his hostages to Balthazar restaurant in NYC for brunch yesterday. Katie Holmes’ parentals were there, as was Tom’s mom Mary Lee. Can you imagine the stilted conversation at that soiree.

Katie’s Dad: So, uh, Tom – are you following football this season?

Tom: Scientology has enabled me to embrace the superman within. I feel like I can do ANYTHING. ANYTHING! I could levitate these crepes with my mind right now if I wanted to.

Katie’s Mom: Well, that’s…wonderful. You must be so proud, Mary.

Mary Lee: (silent, tearful, terrified)

Suri Cruise: (to the waiter) Can you adopt me?

Click on any image in the gallery for 14 more pictures of the Cruises eatin’!


Tom Cruise took his hostages to Balthazar restaurant in NYC for brunch
yesterday. Katie Holmes’ parentals were there, as was Tom’s mom Mary
Lee. Can you imagine the stilted conversation at that soiree.

Katie’s Dad: So, uh, Tom – are you following football this season?

Tom: Scientology has enabled me to embrace the superman within. I feel
like I can do ANYTHING. ANYTHING! I could levitate these crepes with my
mind right now if I wanted to.

Katie’s Mom: Well, that’s…wonderful. You must be so proud, Mary.

Mary Lee: (silent, tearful, terrified)

Suri Cruise: (to the waiter) Can you adopt me?

Click on any image in the gallery for 14 more pictures of the Cruises eatin’!