Brother of Hilary Duff’s Ex and Nicole Richie’s Current Engaged to Some Actress

Faux punk rocker Benji Madden of Good Charlotte is engaged to an actress no one has heard of. Why this is important, I don’t know. But maybe she’ll blow him away someday or he’ll cheat on her with Raven Symone and then if we didn’t cover this from the beginning, we’d look like damn fools. Wouldn’t we? WOULDN’T WE? E! Online has the details.

Joel Madden may be riding the romance rollercoaster, but his identical twin brother Benji is settling in for the long haul.

The Good Charlotte guitarist popped the question to his girlfriend, Australian pop singer-turned-actor Sophie Monk, on Christmas Eve, Madden’s rep, Steve Feinberg, confirmed to E! News Tuesday.

“They are incredibly happy,” Feinberg said about the couple, who were first spotted together in September, smooching over lunch in Los Angeles.

Madden, 27, proposed to Monk, also 27, in her home country, presenting her with a Neil Lane-designed diamond ring.

Who gives a shit what brand ring it was? Wait a sec. Is this like when they get Kathy Griffin to mention Glad Cling Wrap on Conan O’Brien? Everything about this is fake. Big business is now dictating rock star marriages. I’m so disillusioned.