Brooklyn Decker Is In ‘Battleship’

Part-time actress (full-time pretty lady) Brooklyn Decker has signed on to be in the epic cataclysm that is Battleship.

The flaming shitpile, adapted from a board game, will also star Taylor Kitsch and Alexander Skarsgard (way to piss on that rising star, Alex).  I’m not even going to bother explaining what this movie is about (there’s aliens, people) because you’re not going to see it anyway.  You snob!

Anyway, Brooklyn is pretty and that’s a good enough resume in Hollywood these days, so mozel tov to you, Brooklyn!

Here’s pretty Brooklyn now, looking pretty at the 2010 ESPY Awards in LA back in July.  There is a virtual plethora of pretty, pretty pictures in the gallery.  Please to enjoy!