Brooke Hogan: Modern-Day Susan B. Anthony

During an episode of her VH1 show, Brooke Knows Best, follow-up to the reality show that helped along the complete and utter demise of her effed up family, Brooke Hogan interviewed potential roommates. You know, the ones that made it through the VH1 casting department.

When faced with a “brainy” brunette with braces, Brooke answered the question of who she planned on voting for in the upcoming election, Hogan replied:

You know what? I am actually not that much into voting. I think it’s kinda crazy that a woman is running, because I think that women deal with a lot of emotions and menopause and PMS and stuff. Like, I’m so moody all the time, I know I couldn’t be able to run a country, ’cause I’d be crying one day and yelling at people the next day, ya know?

This nitwit probably thought the suffragettes starved themselves as a way to lose weight before the big dance. She also forgot to explain, “Also, I’M A COMPLETE IDIOT who probably shouldn’t be allowed to speak much less drive.” But then again, the poor thing’s probably just suffering from sun poisoning.


During an episode of her VH1 show, Brooke Knows Best, follow-up to the reality show that helped along the complete and utter demise of her effed up family, Brooke Hogan interviewed potential roommates. You know, the ones that made it through the VH1 casting department.

When faced with a “brainy” brunette with braces, Brooke answered the
question of who she planned on voting for in the upcoming election,
Hogan replied:

You know what? I am actually not that much into voting. I think it’s
kinda crazy that a woman is running, because I think that women deal
with a lot of emotions and menopause and PMS and stuff. Like, I’m so
moody all the time, I know I couldn’t be able to run a country, ’cause
I’d be crying one day and yelling at people the next day, ya know?

This nitwit probably thought the suffragettes starved themselves as a
way to lose weight before the big dance. She also forgot to explain,
“Also, I’M A COMPLETE IDIOT who probably shouldn’t be allowed to speak much less drive.” But then again, the poor thing’s probably just suffering from sun poisoning.