Brooke Hogan: Modern-Day Susan B. Anthony

July 21st, 2008 // 10 Comments

During an episode of her VH1 show, Brooke Knows Best, follow-up to the reality show that helped along the complete and utter demise of her effed up family, Brooke Hogan interviewed potential roommates. You know, the ones that made it through the VH1 casting department.

When faced with a “brainy” brunette with braces, Brooke answered the question of who she planned on voting for in the upcoming election, Hogan replied:

You know what? I am actually not that much into voting. I think it’s kinda crazy that a woman is running, because I think that women deal with a lot of emotions and menopause and PMS and stuff. Like, I’m so moody all the time, I know I couldn’t be able to run a country, ’cause I’d be crying one day and yelling at people the next day, ya know?

This nitwit probably thought the suffragettes starved themselves as a way to lose weight before the big dance. She also forgot to explain, “Also, I’M A COMPLETE IDIOT who probably shouldn’t be allowed to speak much less drive.” But then again, the poor thing’s probably just suffering from sun poisoning.


During an episode of her VH1 show, Brooke Knows Best, follow-up to the reality show that helped along the complete and utter demise of her effed up family, Brooke Hogan interviewed potential roommates. You know, the ones that made it through the VH1 casting department.

When faced with a “brainy” brunette with braces, Brooke answered the
question of who she planned on voting for in the upcoming election,
Hogan replied:

You know what? I am actually not that much into voting. I think it’s
kinda crazy that a woman is running, because I think that women deal
with a lot of emotions and menopause and PMS and stuff. Like, I’m so
moody all the time, I know I couldn’t be able to run a country, ’cause
I’d be crying one day and yelling at people the next day, ya know?

This nitwit probably thought the suffragettes starved themselves as a
way to lose weight before the big dance. She also forgot to explain,
“Also, I’M A COMPLETE IDIOT who probably shouldn’t be allowed to speak much less drive.” But then again, the poor thing’s probably just suffering from sun poisoning.

By Lisa Timmons
  1. lucifer

    Celebuspawns are almost as bad as socialite pseudo celebs.

  2. T-Bone

    That’s kind of like saying women aren’t capable of doing much of anything, including running businesses, holding VP positions or even managing day to day tasks. God forbid should they cry every minute of every day.

    Hey Brooke — there are enough men out there telling women they can’t do sh*t. We don’t need other women doing the same. Grow up.

  3. Dani (from Brazil)

    My gosh!! Terrible dressed…

  4. 2 Old 4 This

    Poor, stoooopid tw*t

  5. Sarah

    OK…..you really shouldn’t match your lipstick, or any of your makeup for that matter, to your wardrobe.

  6. Jinxy McDeath

    The reality is probably a lot of superficial, ignorant people are that uninformed. That’s sad, it’s an important election. She’s repellent, physically, and personality wise. I can’t imagine how stupid both parents are to have produced the two complete wastes of skin they did – she’s about an IQ point above retarded.

  7. SweetSoprano

    If her comment pisses you off that much than you’re just as much of an idiot as she is. Because you actually took her seriously.

  8. soupçon

    If you’re going to keep tanning, remember to update your concealer shade to match your ‘current’ skintone.

  9. Angelina

    This girl is scary! What is even more scary is the fact that young men and women are watching this show and unfortunately idolize her. I’m not sure why since she looks like a 30 year old hooker. Let’s be careful what words we use for Brooke though. Suffragettes is way too difficult for her. She probably thinks it a new drink. Hey bartender, can I have a suffragettes?

  10. Kelly

    This woman looks great for her age! What is she…in her 40′s? Never know it. You’d never know it. You go girl!

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