Broadway’s Prepping For Katie Holmes

August 20th, 2008 // 14 Comments

Katie Holmes has been rehearsing like a maniac for her Broadway debut in All My Sons and the very first fruits of her labors can be seen here. These are some flyers of the actress and her co-stars going up in NYC to promote the show’s upcoming opening.

I’m so sad to report that Suri Cruise is not in any of these pictures. She is my new favorite individual to gossip about, since she seems infinitely more charming and worth writing about than her parents.

I’m pretty sure Katie’s texting Suri in these pictures, asking her daughter if they can squeeze in a lunch together after Suri’s hair and nail appointments. Suri got upset when she read that haters were talking smack about her chipped nail polish and loose weave.

Do not fuck with Suri Cruise! She will cut you and then kidnap your baby.

Click any image to view all 10 photos of Katie Holmes in the gallery!


Katie Holmes has been rehearsing like a maniac for her Broadway debut in All My Sons
and the very first fruits of her labors can be seen here. These are
some flyers of the actress and her co-stars going up in NYC to promote
the show’s upcoming opening.

I’m so sad to report that Suri Cruise is not in any of these pictures. She is my new favorite individual to gossip about, since she seems infinitely more charming and worth writing about than her parents.

I’m pretty sure Katie’s texting Suri in these pictures, asking her
daughter if they can squeeze in a lunch together after Suri’s hair and
nail appointments. Suri got upset when she read that haters were talking smack about her chipped nail polish and loose weave.

Do not fuck with Suri Cruise! She will cut you and then kidnap your baby.Check out all 10 photos of Katie Holmes in the gallery!

By Lisa Timmons
asl

  1. Dani

    These flyers are an insult to the cast that really can act: Weist, Lithgow, and Patrick. They are the stars not her. Her face so far has not sold the tickets the producers were hoping for. Unless a miracle occurs she does not have the range, projection, talent or skill to be in this play with these very proven, fine actors. What an abuse of the casting couch–the only reason she is in the play is the fame the producer’s thought would produce ticket sales. I certainly don’t believe for one moment that she was the best in the auditions.

  2. not fair

    did tc pay for this article too? where are ALL of the real stars for this play? kh is just a free-loader in a bought role. it IS an insult to
    the cast. now that she’s pimping Suri to help sell tickets kh is even more repugnant, you should show the 3 real stars and eliminate kh’s photo.

  3. not fair

    did tc pay for this article too? where are ALL of the real stars for this play? kh is just a free-loader in a bought role. it IS an insult to
    the cast. now that she’s pimping Suri to help sell tickets kh is even more repugnant, you should show the 3 real stars and eliminate kh’s photo.

  4. ZOE

    i will be at the opening! YAY! can’t wait…..
    hey dani, did you buy the tix?? i don’t think so.
    don’t complaint if u ain’t spending ur money on it. but if u actually got the tix, it’s just dumb for saying stuff like that. don’t talk like an insider cause we all know u are not.

  5. Michel

    I could not disagree more with you. She’s working hard just like the rest. No diva requirements, no nothing, just a humble actress. Leave her alone already. Ticket sales are doing fine and nobody is giving her more atenttion, if anything stupid tabls and bloggers.
    All my respects to Katie.

  6. you're kidding, right?

    no one said she wasn’t hard working, just that she’s not the most talented of actors. and she’s not. she was painful to watch in the Batman movie.

    and yes, advance ticket sales have been disappointing. not just according to tabs and bloggers, but several news outlets have reported that as well. just google something like “katie holmes broadway ticket sales” and you’ll see for yourself.

    “don’t complaint if u ain’t spending ur money on it”…um, yeah…don’t call people “dumb” if this is what you post. what are you, 12?

  7. Devil's Advocate

    Don’t you think there are other posters similar to the one you see with Katie Holmes and whoever this guy is showcasing the other actors? Don’t be ridiculous.

    The producers and people in charge of casting are the only ones who know for certain if she had the best audition of those who tried out for the part. Not that I’m any huge fan of Katie Holmes, but I’m definitely not a huge fan of people making asinine assumptions about things based on no facts at all.

    BTW, of COURSE they are going to pick someone they think is going to be a box office draw – they are in the business of making money. Duh.

  8. Truman

    Okay. She’s not the most talented in the cast perhaps but she is talented and there’s no need to pick on her. Esp. when there are plenty of postser and flyers that have the other castmembers faces on them. If you don’t believe she got the role on her own, I’m sorry you feel that way but it’s your problem.

    Tickets sales have been just fine. Just below expectations given Holmes’ status.

  9. Truman

    Okay. She’s not the most talented in the cast perhaps but she is talented and there’s no need to pick on her. Esp. when there are plenty of postser and flyers that have the other castmembers faces on them. If you don’t believe she got the role on her own, I’m sorry you feel that way but it’s your problem.

    Tickets sales have been just fine. Just below expectations given Holmes’ status.

  10. Truman

    Okay. She’s not the most talented in the cast perhaps but she is talented and there’s no need to pick on her. Esp. when there are plenty of postser and flyers that have the other castmembers faces on them. If you don’t believe she got the role on her own, I’m sorry you feel that way but it’s your problem.

    Tickets sales have been just fine. Just below expectations given Holmes’ status.

  11. Vic

    In agreement with the majority. They could have easily had the lead from the latest high school rendition of South Pacific step in for this part. Girl can’t act!!!!!!!!

  12. VICTORIA

    Katie Holmes will be just fine on Broadway!!! I seriously doubt that Tom has BOUGHT her that role. The other actors and actresses would have never tolerated that, because they could have seen right through it. The clue would have been her acting ability, and I’m sure they would have demanded a replacement of HER or THEM, before their careers suffered with this play. So, I agree with TRUMAN also on this one.

  13. VICTORIA

    Katie Holmes will be just fine on Broadway!!! I seriously doubt that Tom has BOUGHT her that role. The other actors and actresses would have never tolerated that, because they could have seen right through it. The clue would have been her acting ability, and I’m sure they would have demanded a replacement of HER or THEM, before their careers suffered with this play. So, I agree with TRUMAN also on this one.

  14. Kyle

    Ha dani , vic and you are kidding are the same person. Seriously, just say that you hate on Katie. No need to type that much to make your point.
    “no one said she wasn’t hard working, just that she’s not the most talented of actors. and she’s not” sorry,I think I can call you dumb on this, lol.

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