Brittny Gastineau Wants Bitches To ‘Act Like Ladies’

June 26th, 2008 // 1 Comment

Page Six is claiming that Brittny Gastineau was partying in the Hamptons at the club Lily Pond when a spy saw two girls body-check Gastineau, knocking her over.

Reportedly, the witness saw Brittny “walk over to the girls furiously, point her finger at them and yell, ‘Get some manners and act like ladies!’ ” Um yeah, I’m sure those are the exact words that came out of our classy Brittny’s mouth and that it was totally her pointer finger she was using.

It’s fascinating to me that Brittny somehow manages to be less socially relevant that Paris Hilton and that, my friends, is quite the feat since Hilton is about as useful as carbon monoxide. Also, her name pisses me off because I’m never sure if I’m spelling it right or not and it’s fucking BRITNEY. Stop trying to make it look cosmopolitan. My name’s not Leehssaah.

Click any of the photos to view the entire gallery of 20 photos of the celebs leaving Crown Bar.

Featured in the Gallery: Brittny Gastineau, Fabian Basabe, Sean Combs, Alli Sims, Paris Hilton and Benji Madden.


Page Six
is claiming that Brittny Gastineau was partying in the Hamptons at the
club Lily Pond when a spy saw two girls body-check Gastineau, knocking
her over.

Reportedly, the witness saw Brittny “walk over to the girls furiously,
point her finger at them and yell, ‘Get some manners and act like
ladies!’ ” Um yeah, I’m sure those are the exact words that came out of
our classy Brittny’s mouth and that it was totally her pointer finger
she was using.

It’s fascinating to me that Brittny somehow manages to be less socially
relevant that Paris Hilton and that, my friends, is quite the feat
since Hilton is about as useful as carbon monoxide. Also, her name
pisses me off because I’m never sure if I’m spelling it right or not because the name is fucking BRITNEY. Stop trying to make it look cosmopolitan. My
name’s not Leeyssaah.Click any of the photos to view the entire gallery of 20 photos of the celebs leaving Crown Bar.Featured in the Gallery: Brittny Gastineau, Fabian Basabe, Sean Combs, Alli Sims, Paris Hilton and Benji Madden.

By Lisa Timmons
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  1. Stevie B

    yuck. dont even give that skank the time of day. She’s such a fame(less) whore. This guy is such a douche. He looks like he’s about to puke from the smell of rotting uterus and Paris Hilton perfume. That dude was on one of those shows on E!; the one where they talk about how great it is to grow up rich, and we’re all scum because our parents didn’t get us a stable of ponies and a new nanny for Christmas, and their daddy did (atleast he wrote the check while the new nanny blew him while mom was passed out in the parlor). He was so goddamned cocky, talking like some aristocratic intellect. Get over yourself already. People like this should just stay on vacation, and away from the cameras. Who gives a shit about any of them!!

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