Britney’s Vagina Is On A World Tour

It’s like the woman takes two steps forward, only to take twenty steps WAY the fuck back. Shortly after winning back (albeit hesitantly) public opinion with her popular decision to drop her loser husband, Britney started pulling some new shit to frustrate her supporters like hanging out professional party slut, Paris Hilton, and leaving her panties at home to take care of the kids, I’m assuming. From TMZ:

For the second night in a row, and the third time in a week, Britney Spears gave the world an unrestricted view of her no-no special place. The pop princess gave photogs the sneak peek late last night at a gas station in Santa Monica. This time, Paris Hilton was nowhere to be found.

Girl, this is just getting out of control. I know you can afford undergarments–we all know about the pre-nup! Or maybe you can fashion some kind of loincloth-thing with all of that extra weave you’ve got piled on your head. For the love of God, you’re single-handedly making Tara Reid’s nipple slip look like some kind of Amish ankle flash.

Britney — Hit Me With Your Best Shot [TMZ]