Britney’s Still In It To Win It

In case you were thinking that Ms. Britney Spears is getting her life together, I regretfully inform you that the song remains the same. The court ordered Brit to meet with a parenting coach as one of the steps to getting back her kids. The coach has asked the court if she can move on because Britney can’t even be bothered to show up for meetings.

Sources say Britney had a scheduled time to meet the coach yesterday at her Malibu home. The coach made the trek, but no Britney.

We’re told during the hearing earlier this week, the coach phoned in and asked the Commissioner if she could end the home visits, presumably because they were going nowhere. Seems like Britney was ignoring the coach — like everyone else who gives her advice.

Britney was also overheard asking why the judge didn’t “lock down” the courthouse for her as she was leaving her hearing last week. You’re totally right, sweetie. Why don’t we just all freeze in place until you pass by? It’s not like anyone else had anything to do in the courthouse that day. Because the world is your oyster, princess! Does anyone get the feeling she doesn’t WANT her kids back? When the parenting coach shows up, I suspect she purposely asks questions like “I can hit em’ if they cry, right?” and “how often do those little bastards have to eat?” Here’s an idea. If you’re not ready to be a parent, don’t get knocked up! Don’t have a kid just to satisfy your ego, you dumb bitch!