Britney’s Shop-o-rama

July 25th, 2007 // 13 Comments

She’s got two kids, a Yorkie, a bevy of wigs and a partridge in a pear tree. So, when Britney Spears wants to drop about five grand on some clothes and accessories, she has to do it quickly. On a recent shopping spree at the Lisa Kline boutique on Robertson Blvd. in Los Angeles, the Britster managed to spend $5,263 in less than an hour. It’s like she’s playing her own version of Supermarket Sweep. What did she spend it on, you might ask? Well, she got some clothing for the kiddies, a skull scarf for herself, some jewelry, a leather jacket, an entire line of Jack Daniels clothing, as well as some panties. Hopefully, she isn’t planning on hitting the beach in these underwear any time soon because they were some thongs. But at least it’s better than nothing. Not content to just shop, Britney also quizzed the clerks on what they thought of her appearance, according to TMZ.

Britney asked one employee, “Do you like my hair blond or brown?” They politely replied, “Blond.” And Brit said, “I know, blond is totally traditional Britney.”

I wish someone would have had the balls to say bald.


By Lisa Timmons

  1. green cardigan

    She talks about herself in the third person? Isn’t that a sign of something? Being a looper perhaps.

    Oh Love Britney! Britney’s feeling neglected today, let’s talk about her fake horse hair, you prefer blonde pony mane or black ??

  2. jen

    LOL GC – I was thinking the same thing – it’s like that Seinfeld episode with Jimmy (and that annoying phone commercial now)….she’s thinking of herself as an entity instead of a person.

  3. Persistent Cat

    Jack Daniels clothing? A skull headwrap? Ew.

  4. N

    That human train wreck just needs to stay home or take a relaxing LONG vacation somewhere far from paparazzi – and just take care of her kids instead of parading around town in all her freakiness. We really don’t need to see her every move. She has to remember that her kids will see all this footage in the future.

  5. Kait

    Britney said “blond” because all of her trailer park friends have been telling her she’s gotta go blond again. Just ’cause it’s so “traditional Britney.” Cause that’s, like, how they talk.

  6. Jack Daniels clothing? Bzuh?

    As for the skull headscarf, Alexander McQueen had an awesome one several years ago. She’s lagging behind in the fashion department. To put it mildly.

  7. Zekers

    The girl obviously has emotional problems but me thinks that she probably does have a drug problem going on as well. I was hoping that she wasn’t adding to her mindfu*k with drugs, but it sure looks like she is. She is also acting like a spoiled brat. Has anyone ever told her ‘no’ and remained in her life? I was feeling sorry for her but I’ve reached the conclusion that she isn’t going to turn herself around. She has set her sites on self-destruct and is going to reach her goal soon, I believe. I remember seeing a movie in the 80′s called “Maid to Order” with Ally Sheedy…it was about a very spoiled rich girl who had it all taken away over night…it had a happy ending but I don’t think this daily drama queen is going to…

  8. Clementines

    Well at least she bought up the crap and left the good stuff for anyone else.

  9. allison

    and I used to think that money usually=instant style and beauty…wow was I wrong.


    blonde not blond

  11. Zekers

    Actually MELISSA, both spellings are correct. ‘Blonde’ is generally used when referring to females and ‘blond’ is used when referring to males. So quit picking on Lisa!

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