Britney’s Photoshoot Swag

July 25th, 2007 // 25 Comments

Call the cops. Somewhere in L.A., there’s an unhinged pop star running through the streets carting a huge load of stolen merchandise. Check under her wig. The stolen and or damaged (by her new puppy) goods rings up at around 21 grand.

Spears allegedly fled the shoot wearing $12,861 worth of jewelry, a $974 Vera Wang dress, $380 Lanvin heels and a $281 Pucci scarf. When the clothes she ruined are added, the total comes to $21,267.

Contrary to previous reports, it’s now being reported that it wasn’t a Chanel dress used to housebreak her dog but a Zac Posen valued at $6,700. OK! is now reporting that one of the photographs is her fleeing the photoshoot without the 1 million she was asking for since she didn’t deliver. Damn. So this whole thing she arranged was just a big cry for help, I guess. Angelenos – check pawnshops near you for that swag. I want that scarf! I think it will go amazingly with my Mossimo $9.99 t-shirt from Tar-jhay! It will probably be next to the baby she pawned because she’s lost her mind. I don’t want the baby, though – just the scarf. Thanks.

One more photo from the shoot is after the jump.

By J. Harvey
  1. Grace

    I feel bad for the person in that first photo that is putting their hand in her…ummm, well, let’s just call it hair.

  2. green cardigan

    The guy fixing her hemline is probably breathing through his mouth.

  3. iren33

    I like the dress.

  4. lookwhaticando

    There was a time when I actually sort of felt sorry for Britney, now I just wish Kevin would take the kids, and the rest of her, money and She’d just vanish from the face of the earth.

  5. thatothergirl

    It’s obvious that she is standing so close to the window for the paps to photograph her. Attention whore.

  6. JC

    Brit’s like the dead thing in the road that you can’t quite identify; don’t really want to look at, but just can’t help yourself. She’s fat. She’s stupid and she’s a total loser. All at 25. Congrats Brit Brit. You’re worn out way before your time.

  7. DiamondSal

    She’s got too many mental problems to discuss here.. but exhibitism and bi-polar are first in line and drive her to distraction with her mind going a million miles a hour and unable to settle down. She will probably lose the kids and have more with some freaks or one really horrible rich FREAK {who is more whack than she is and fine with her ho’in about} and her kind of pervy enterainment will be a big hit overseas. They will be loving this crazy american for her trashy-skank style.

  8. MizLiz

    Oh please, Kevin, get yourself a really good family law attorney and get those poor babies away from her! Quick, before they’re traumatized any further.

    If she is pregnant again, just bet that she will never reveal the father’s name….because there won’t be anyone to take the baby away, unless it’s Child Protective Services…..and they don’t seem to be doing a very good job.

  9. deadyellowdress

    Apparently the clothes weren’t tight or short enough for her, I like how in two of the photos she’s A. lifting it up, make it shorter ya’ll! B. pulling it tighter, cause my fat rolls is sexy ya’ll!
    let’s hope she didn’t bring that gold purse along and demand they add that too…..

  10. Am

    Where’s the promised tell all? I’m getting the feeling I’ve been snookered!

  11. Jen

    Can you imagine camera’s following you around 24/7? Reading false stories about you in tabloids? How about having people you think you can trust use you and betray you because your rich and famous? I’m not a fan of Britney Spears’ music, but I feel terrible that she can’t even buy vitamins without being mobbed by cameras. Eventually all of this takes a toll. I’m sure all of you have or have had stress that has made you think you couldn’t handle it if it got worse. Image if it was published for everyone in the world to see. Image if every stupid thing you ever did was published. No wonder she has no self respect. No one in this world respects her, and now she’s hit rock bottom. (or close to it.) All you assholes need to be hoping she can find herself and get help so that she can return to being a self respecting human being. How would you like it if people said hurtfull mean shit about you? I agree, she needs to be a better mom, but don’t say such mean shit about being fat and stupid. And how do you know if she’s screwing everything with a dick. Were you there? Maybe she stayed up all night talking because right now she needs help. That’s right, you heard it through tabloids who are trying to make money by getting you to buy their shit. I do think Britney seems to have lost it, but I don’t wish her any more harm. I do wish she would show the world that she is beautiful, talented, and dignified. I wish she would act normal if she wants a normal life so bad, but I also think she doesn’t know what a normal life really is. Remember how young she was when she became famous? Rather than tear someone down, why don’t you follow the Golden Rule and try helping them like you would want to be help.

  12. beachpeach

    Jen darling, welcome to the real world. Cheetosnatch loves having the paparazzi photograph her! If she really wanted to just buy vitamins, without having her picture taken she could do so over the internet! Or have one of her eight million bodyguards go out and do it for her!
    The saddest thing here dear, is that Britney truly isn’t that talented….she just happened to jump on the pop-tart train at the right time. Now she’s unable to maintain, and her “talent” just isn’t enough to buy her way out. There are plenty of stars that have managed to build a lack-luster singing voice into major careers, i.e. Jennifer Lopez and Madonna. Those women were smart about it!
    Back to the point….if Brit is bound and determined to be constantly photographed, someone, please, get her a stylist.

  13. marilena

    Jen, thank you for that! I was starting to believe there are no decent people left in this world.

  14. nastybugger

    jen, dear….

    first, calm down.

    second, she WANTED to be famous. she courted the paps and the media. Hell, she STILL does. “Look at me jumping into the cold ocean in just my undies and bra, y’all!” all of thoes things you’re complaining “can you imagine…” GO ALONG WITH FAME. can’t hack it? don’t try to become famous.

    maybe she should stop doing stupid things, and they won’t get published. She is an adult, and a mother. she needs to stop acting like an out of control teenager and act like a mother to her children. and to imply that the media and their stories on her are to blame for her lack of self respect is REALLY reaching. just like Britney, blame everyone BUT yourself for your problems.

    and she’s most definitely NOT beautiful, talented OR dignified. Her “talent” was smoke and mirrors. she lip-synced at her own concerts, for crying out loud. As was her “beauty”. notice, that with no stylist or “handler”, how “beautiful” she is? GAG. and dignified? that woman was NEVER dignified. even as a teen star, she was prancing around in a slutty school girl outfit.

  15. Hey Cupcake

    I used to think that somebody could reach her. Someone with some sense and a handful of cash who isn’t perceived as a threat to the custody of her kids. A kindly stranger, perhaps. Now, I think that the only way she’ll ever get better is if she hits rock bottom on her own. Gains a ton of weight, loses the mansions and the kids, battles addiction, loses her family and friends. And does so without any adoring fans, annoying family, or intrusive papparazi following her. Which is to say, I don’t think it’s possible. I really think she’s headed for a fatal crash of some sort.

  16. stolidog

    she’s a cow.
    and please, her problems are not psychiatric, that’s just an excuse because being bipolar is obviously forgivable…I mean, it’s a disease.

    She’s a drug addled whore in reality, she’s a terrible mother, and she’s headed for a nervous breakdown because she’s so f*ed up on drugs.

    There’s no excuse for her, and she needs to lose the kids. period.

  17. clare

    Dignified??!! I literally snorted diet coke out of my nose……okay, since when is: shaving your head, flashing all your ladyparts, stripping off your clothes, ALL in public, dignity? And in front of cameras, no less?
    The Federline weed crib crew seems at least to keep their clothes on in public.

  18. Logan

    How is it possible that Brit’s arms, fingers, legs, ass are so fat and blobby with cellulite puckers, but her waist still looks slim? Where is Mr. Science when you need him…..

  19. Shelly

    OK! messed the F up big tyme!! They would’ve made that million dollars right back in sales if they had published the unretouched photos and any of the blather that Britbot might have said. What a cop out! I was actually planning on purchasing that copy of OK!, but now that I’ve seen the entire article on Perez, which doesn’t have any information I hadn’t already heard yesterday… what’s the point?

  20. Frida

    I’m totally with you Jen. Britney’s hit rock bottom but it doesn’t help when people are so mean about it. The girl needs help, not to be ridiculed.

  21. Kevin

    She hasn’t hit rock bottom yet, but she may be close. And she may not survive it. Because she still has access to the kids – for now – and that may change, they can always be taken away from her. Then she’ll be “destroyed”, and her family may be able to get her some help then. Assuming she doesn’t get herself arrested, or worse, for drugs or DUI. She was maintaining, somewhat, around Allie, but now she’s got no one left that has an sense or backbone.

  22. JC

    Before you judge, walk a mile in her shoes.
    Maybe she is not acting rational right now, but that may be a result of the stress of dealing with the idea of losing her children to her ex-husband. She must be close to hysteria. If I were her, I would just take time to ensure that my children were safe and get my affairs in order. Before you can perform to the best of your abilities, you have to make sure all areas of your life are in perfect unison. A healthy balance in your life will guarantee a positive outcome. Take a breather, chill, relax, look around at all you have achieved, and relish in the good things while giving the negative minimal attention. Let by gones be by gones and be excited about what the future can hold if you are patient.

  23. JC

    Before you judge, walk a mile in her shoes.
    Maybe she is not acting rational right now, but that may be a result of the stress of dealing with the idea of losing her children to her ex-husband. She must be close to hysteria. If I were her, I would just take time to ensure that my children were safe and get my affairs in order. Before you can perform to the best of your abilities, you have to make sure all areas of your life are in perfect unison. A healthy balance in your life will guarantee a positive outcome. Take a breather, chill, relax, look around at all you have achieved, and relish in the good things while giving the negative minimal attention. Let by gones be by gones and be excited about what the future can hold if you are patient.

  24. angiebaby

    wow, ‘nastybugger’ i really think you summed up Britney Spears in a nutshell….couldn’t have said it better myself!

  25. bj

    I’ve been over it since the day I saw it
    I didnt vote for bush and I didn’t buy tickets to go see Brit nor have I spent a cent on related products. It’s not my fault ya’ll

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